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10/24/2010 7:32:38 AM
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Best Spongebob one-liners.
Aww man, it's been so long since Sponebob had a good episode, now it's all butt-jokes and they act pretty -blam!-, but their were always some good jokes.
I'll start it off:
"CHOCOLATE!"
"OK! Without thinking, if you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?" "Uh... more time for thinking!!!"
And my personal favorite:
"Is mayonaise an instrument?"
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Licking doorknobs is illeagaly on other planets
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"Are you all right Patrick?" "FINLAND!!!"
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"CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE"
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"Roses are red, violets are blue. I have to go to the bathroom." -Patrick Star Genius
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i... am a man!! -- [i] Spongebob [/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Exscaliber71 Oh snap! I just thought of 4 more! (All from Patrick too!) Patrick: "You've got it set to M for mini, when it should be set to W for wumbo!" Spongebob: "Patrick, I don't think that's a real word..." Patrick: "Come on, you know. I wumbo. You wumbo. He, she, me, wumbo.Wumbo, wumbo-wing, (Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me...) you have me wumbo, wumbo-wama, wumbology, the study of wumbo!? It's first grade, Spongebob![/quote] My sophmore english teacher referenced this hehe
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East? I thought you said [i]Weast[/i]
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Who's the fat kid talkin' to?
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"But the door is locked and the only way out is through the....perfume department." "Let's do it."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 *Spongbob flying the Dutchman's Ship* "You're good! You're good! You're good! You're good! You're good! aaaaaaaand stop"[/quote] "Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those scratches." [Edited on 10.25.2010 5:05 PM PDT]
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*Spongbob flying the Dutchman's Ship* "You're good! You're good! You're good! You're good! You're good! aaaaaaaand stop"
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I love you
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"Hey Buddy, you just blow in from stupid town?" "But sir, she snuck up on me. In my own dojo." "Yeah, for the Fireman!"
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"NO IM DIRTY DAN!"
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FINLAND!!!
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"To the INVISIBLE BOAT-MOBILE!"
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"Thats all 13 Patrick!"
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"You get behind her and I'll push!" [Edited on 10.25.2010 4:29 PM PDT]
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Spongebob: This guy is so rich that he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool. Patrick: This guy has shoes!
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"Wish I lived there." "Really?" "[i]Noooooo[/i]."
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Oh snap! I just thought of 4 more! (All from Patrick too!) "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT's a giraffe!!!" "We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme, or hijacking here! WE STOLE A BALLON!!!" "The inner mechanisms of my mind... are an enigma..." *Milk spills over* Patrick: "You've got it set to M for mini, when it should be set to W for wumbo!" Spongebob: "Patrick, I don't think that's a real word..." Patrick: "Come on, you know. I wumbo. You wumbo. He, she, me, wumbo.Wumbo, wumbo-wing, (Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me...) you have me wumbo, wumbo-wama, wumbology, the study of wumbo!? It's first grade, Spongebob!
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Mr.Krabs "I've spent a lifetime working here and I know there's only one way out." Patrick "A high school diploma?"
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[url=http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/077/4/0/Who_you_callin___Pinhead__by_cusackanne.png]Who you calling Pinhead?[/url]
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ITS BIG ITS SCARY AND PINK ! SO PATRICK'S BELLY BUTTON BUT IM NOT AFRAID OF THAT.
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THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME?!?!?!?! ...Oh wait, they always do that.
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I love you. -patrick selling chocolate
