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Best Spongebob one-liners.

Aww man, it's been so long since Sponebob had a good episode, now it's all butt-jokes and they act pretty -blam!-, but their were always some good jokes. I'll start it off: "CHOCOLATE!" "OK! Without thinking, if you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?" "Uh... more time for thinking!!!" And my personal favorite: "Is mayonaise an instrument?"
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  • *Sniff*... DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Don't worry spongebob, he's just-" *Crying*

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  • Krabs is a *dolphin noise*.

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  • "Rev up those Fryers..."

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  • "I am the keeper of the hornet forest, state your business" -Eagle Head

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  • Also: "You and what army?" "Only the army of the living dead." Love that episode.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cs burchie v2 [i]The Krusty Crab pizza, is the pizza for you and me![/i] And for added humor, I'll post this up...Just found it. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAxPGu0er3c&feature=related]Spongebob singing this (in German)[/url][/quote] ROFLOL

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  • (Spongebob and Patrick playing pointless game in Squidward's yard. I had to look on youtube for the exact words to this one lol) Spongebob-- [i] Hike Patrick, hike! *crazy randomness* You just lost three points! One, two, five! *blows bubble* G SEVEEEEEEENNN [/i] Patrick-- [i] G seven?? King Me King Me!!! *runs into tree* I lose!!! [/i] Spongebob-- [i] But its not Tuesday, Patrick. [/i] Patrick-- [i] Tartersauce! [/i]

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  • *laughs* good thing he didn't pull the secret string opening the secret compartment of my secret box, revealing an embarrassing snap shot of spongebob at the christmas party *laughs* merry christmas spongebob

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAS B00T x2 [i]Who are you callin' pin head?[/i][/quote] Wumbo.

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  • Man, we've taken most of the creativity, and we've put in down in a single forum. Oh btw, and be truthful, how many of these did you read in the actual voices. I know I did =D

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  • "First there was the lights, then the phone, what was the third thing? THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME!! No wait, they always do that..."

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  • My friend reminded me of these one from pretty patties. "Stupid inflatable pants!"

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  • Not sure if this has been said already. but "MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE*

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  • [i]immmmaaaganation[/i] he was number 1 licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reflex888 REV UP THOSE FRYERS. [Url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YDryzaVNqo]REV. UP. THOSE. FRYERS.[/url][/quote] ROFL I watched that video 5 times and lol'd through all of them.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trace007 *How could I forget THIS one?* F is for fire that burns down the whole town U is for uranium...bombs N is for no survivors, WHEN YOU-[/quote] Plankton! D: That's not what Fun's all about ): Now, try it like this :D F is for friends who-- NEVER. THAT'S COMPLETELY IDIOTIC. >:| [Edited on 10.26.2010 9:56 PM PDT]

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  • Hooplah!

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  • Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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  • REV UP THOSE FRYERS. [Url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YDryzaVNqo]REV. UP. THOSE. FRYERS.[/url]

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  • "Happy Leaf Erickson Day!!, AHURGADURGADURGAH". Whats even more win is Leaf Erickson Day is on my birthday. EPIC [Edited on 10.26.2010 9:28 PM PDT]

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  • [i]The Krusty Crab pizza, is the pizza for you and me![/i] And for added humor, I'll post this up...Just found it. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAxPGu0er3c&feature=related]Spongebob singing this (in German)[/url] [Edited on 10.26.2010 9:28 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chobo 66 MY LEG![/quote] I wonder how many times that has been used in the course of the series.

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  • "Hey all you people! Hey all you people would you listen to meeeeeeeeeeee! I just had a sandwich, no ordinary sandwich! A sandwich filled with jelly-fish jelllllllyyyyy!!! Scooby-doo-ba-yaddaaa-yada-da-be-yadda-do yeahhhhhh!" -Dude dancing on krusty krab tables.

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  • Jesus. You're right. [url=http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/The_Krusty_Plate]Aired: August 1st, 2007[/url]. That's stunning. I could have sworn it was 7+ years ago (when we got rid of Sky TV). Oh well. I think it is maximum power but you know what quote I mean.

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  • "Ahhooooooo!" - Dutchman "Bwaahhhhh!" -Spongebob "Leedle leedle leddle lee!" -Patrick

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xl Jeebus lx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xl Jeebus lx [i]"UNLIMITED POWER"[/i] - Spongebob from [u]The Krusty Plate[/u][/quote] I thought it was "Maximum"[/quote]Might be. Don't know; it's been 7 or 8 years since I've seen it. [/quote] Oh, I'm thinking of the wrong episode then. The one I'm thinking about was made in like 2007 or something. [Edited on 10.26.2010 9:03 PM PDT]

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