"The best time to wear a striped sweater...is all the tiiiiiiime."

Oh these aren't homeade they were made in a factory....a bomb factory....they're bombs

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Exscaliber71 Aww man, it's been so long since Sponebob had a good episode, now it's all butt-jokes and they act pretty -blam!-, but their were always some good jokes. I'll start it off: "CHOCOLATE!" "OK! Without thinking, if you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?" "Uh... more time for thinking!!!" And my personal favorite: "Is mayonaise an instrument?" [/quote]those were all mine...

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq669DbqNDI]Spongebob looks at pR0n[/url]

THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPED SWEATER IS ANYTIME !

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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROBERTO jh "Are you all right Patrick?" "FINLAND!!!"[/quote] BEST

"Squidward, I've gone blind!!!" *Squidward turns on lights* "Oh."

*opens trash can* "hmmm!" *points to loads of garbage* "Hmmmmm!" *rips off drywall" "HMMMM!" *opens window to reveal a mountain of diapers* "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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i may be dumb but im stupid too-patrick

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Patchy: "I sent spongebob an invite to my party!" (underwater)Spongebob: Hmm... It looks like someone sent me an invite, but forgot the physical limitations of life underwater. Oh, well, let's just throw this in the fire. -------------------------------------------------------------- Spongebob: That's not the peace treaty, that's a copy of the peace treaty. --------------------------------------------------------------- (in krab's memory)Spongebob: You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!.......... Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAS B00T x2 [i]Who are you callin' pin head?[/i][/quote] One of the best lines ever created by the writers. My favorite.

Ugh...what are we looking for again? -Patrick Ill give you a hint. It has 2 words. My...NAMETAG. -Spongebob Ugh...could I have another hint? -Patrick. OR "WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!"

"I knew no good would come from you city folks and yer flyin machines!!" *shakes fist*

It looks like we're going to have to go through.... the perfume department.

"Is mayonase an instrument?" -Patrick (PS: Best episode ever)

Patrick: I want peanuts. *pushes button* *planes spirals and makes words in the sky* Sky: Will you marry me, Lisa? Lady:WHO IS THIS LISAAA PRESON???!!! Guy:What??!! Lady:*slaps him* Lol

Patrick: "You've got it set to M for mini, when it should be set to W for wumbo!" Spongebob: "Patrick, I don't think that's a real word..." Patrick: "Come on, you know. I wumbo. You wumbo. He, she, me, wumbo.Wumbo, wumbo-wing, (Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me...) you have me wumbo, wumbo-wama, wumbology, the study of wumbo!? It's first grade, Spongebob!

"It's eat or be eaten..." "Yes...YES! I must eat Patrick before he eats me!"

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ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!!

Mr Krabs: "How about this hat, it says FOXY GRAMPA"

"I know of a place, where you never get harmed, a magical place, with magical charm. Indoors, indoors, INDOORS!"

"You'll never catch me, Krabs! Not when I go into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! HE-YA!" -Plankton