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Edited by Spawn:
6/30/2021 4:45:12 PM
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Have you heard of the tragedy of Smoggy Pluto the uncanny?
"It's a Destiny legend. Not one Destiny 2 would tell you. Smoggy Pluto was a Guardian so lucky and so unskilled he could use the RNG to influence the post game rewards to create exotic drops. He had such knowledge of the RNG he could even keep those he played with from getting drops. RNG is a pathway to many drops some consider to be, unnatural. He became so lucky the only thing he feared was getting drops. Which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately he taught his apprentice Bungie everything he knew then Bungie blessed his RNG with Gjallarhorn in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from loot...But not himself. "
[url=https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyMemes/comments/7zdssm/have_you_all_heard_the_tragedy_of_smoggy_pluto/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_title]Proof of the legend[/url]
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He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. He once inhaled a seagull. He went back in time and built Stonehenge. It's actually part of the world's largest still. His family crest is a picture of a baracuda eating Neil Armstrong. I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury. He framed Roger Rabbit. He uses Old Spice aftershave as nasal spray. He brushes his teeth with a meat cleaver and rock salt. He once breast fed a flamingo back to health. He takes his coffee two cream, two sugar, and three gunpowder. He sleeps eight hours a night! ... Well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.
