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Edited by Spawn:
6/30/2021 4:45:12 PM
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Have you heard of the tragedy of Smoggy Pluto the uncanny?
"It's a Destiny legend. Not one Destiny 2 would tell you. Smoggy Pluto was a Guardian so lucky and so unskilled he could use the RNG to influence the post game rewards to create exotic drops. He had such knowledge of the RNG he could even keep those he played with from getting drops. RNG is a pathway to many drops some consider to be, unnatural. He became so lucky the only thing he feared was getting drops. Which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately he taught his apprentice Bungie everything he knew then Bungie blessed his RNG with Gjallarhorn in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from loot...But not himself. "
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He threw a flash bang grenade from the tower toward Venus. It killed 112 vex and THEN it exploded.
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[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0] The origin of the legend[/url] Never forget
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1 ReplyIs it possible to learn this power?
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That was great. I miss the chance of getting exotics like that in post game drops. And yes, the best loot almost always went to the worst players on the team.
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1 ReplyThat was the 15th wish.
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Was always fun seeing the post game drops. Sucks that they removed it.
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GAME DESTINY JA DOES YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY HEAVY WEAPON OF THE YEAR 1 JA MAKES THE END OF CROTA AND CRYSTAL CAMERA VARIOUS AND SEVERAL TIMES AND NEVER CAME A HEAVY WEAPON, WANTED A LOT TO GJALLARHORN, MORE TO PRA DESISTI BECAUSE SHE NEVER COMES, PRISON OF THE ANCIENTS YEAR 1 I JUST DID SEVERAL TIMES ALSO AND NOW NOTHING THAT GAME TA SACANAGEM WITH MY FRIENDS JA HAVE THE HEAVY WEAPONS OF THE YEAR 1 AND I HAVE NO STILL THAT SACK BUNGIE IMPROVES TO MY REWARDS ....
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He and KirmitTHEfrog are sitting under a shady tree somewhere drinking beers and laughing about how much the forums used to talk about them.
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34 RepliesOh check me out, I'm a D1 alpha vet, I'm important!
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5 RepliesDon’t forget about Ted
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2 RepliesEdited by Guardian,Archon Of Light: 6/28/2021 11:29:16 PM
Guardian,Archon Of LightEliksni at Heart,Archon of House Light - old
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Legend has it that Smoggys tears can cure cancer!! However, Smoggy NEVER cries!
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1 ReplyCringe
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Lol... I remember playing a few crucible matches with the kid after he got the gally drop.. 😂😂
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I n crucibleone dropped for another player, I congratulated them. They were so excited. Was their first.
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That poor guy in second place. Forever in obscurity.
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1 ReplyI stopped at Darth Plagueis The Wise.....
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He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. He once inhaled a seagull. He went back in time and built Stonehenge. It's actually part of the world's largest still. His family crest is a picture of a baracuda eating Neil Armstrong. I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury. He framed Roger Rabbit. He uses Old Spice aftershave as nasal spray. He brushes his teeth with a meat cleaver and rock salt. He once breast fed a flamingo back to health. He takes his coffee two cream, two sugar, and three gunpowder. He sleeps eight hours a night! ... Well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.
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1 ReplyEdited by CAD1420Z: 6/29/2021 7:03:27 AMI'm still amused that Xur NEVER sold it again after week 2 for like... 3? Or so? years? It was a hell of a long time that's for sure. Buying it on a whim was the single best worst decision I'd ever made in Destiny 1, mostly because of all the saltposts from people who bought- eheh, haha- Sunbreakers. HAAAAAAA!
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This makes me feel old lol
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The prick... no wonder I never got it when i played with him!
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2 RepliesIs it possible to learn this power?
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3 RepliesI remember when i first bought Gjallarhorn from Xur on the second week. Everytime i recall buying it, i wanna stand under a Cabal Drop Pod because i deleted it shortly after, thinking, 'Why would anyone want an Exotic rocket launcher...'
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1 ReplyThe odds for that drop had to be so insanely low. [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDoes anyone have the link to forum post that started this legend?
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Well the top player did get a blue engram and shotty so that probably took the sting out some…
