Ive never felt so in danger of being attacked in my life. Its finals week, and a busy week of work in general, so ive not had time to consider who i want to spend my first D2 VoG experience with. Its supposed to be special, right? Something with meaning that you dont forget - but I'm scared. Apparently there is an emblem some raiders are after for taking 10 other people's first times. I thought I could trust my clan, but the second I told them I hadnt done it yet its been nonstop offers to take my VoGinity. Ive told them I'll do it when im ready but I've even had 5 of them at once join me and orbit and make.... advances >.>. They say stuff like "Nice raid loadout" or "well youre definitely the right level to raid". One guy even asked to take the lead! Or rather, me give them party leader - totally unnacceptable. They come into MY personal outer space and try to get me to raid. Peer pressuring me! "Dont you want a Fatebringer? We know how to get you Fatebringer!" Guys! Back off! Youre just using me for an emblem! Im wise to your tricks, I dont just raid with anybody. Im classy like that. [Update: Well, It happened 😃 I did the dirty and ran VoG for my first AND second times so now im just a filthy sinner like the rest of you. Thx for the great feedback here - this was just a dumb joke post but was happy to see some folks enjoy it! Also for the two or three English Majors who have no humor, this isnt really a Satire its more like me just being facetious.]