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4/12/2021 4:49:14 PM
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Hunters and Warlocks have bad taste
I don’t understand why you don’t like eating crayons. They taste so good and have good texture.
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#destiny2
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Stop eating the friggin crayons the young warlocks need them for their studies!
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What could I say? Warlocks read too much to actually take the time to eat, and hunters have lost a bet a long ago, forcing them all to eat only ramens. No, sorry, you don't talk about that bet, it's taboo.
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4 RepliesAs a WazWok we prefer the smell of ink on freshly printed paper. Hunters fancy huffing the scented markers though. But as someone who partakes in all 3 Classes, my favorite crayon in Cotton Candy pink, my favorite marker is Cherry red and my favorite ink is Blk Kuratake ZIG 60.
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2 RepliesEdited by Doctor_Roidberg: 4/13/2021 12:20:17 PMI use Liar’s Handshake... May I have a blue crayon?
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1 ReplyBecause if you would READ the back of the Ramen package you'd know that its made out of the same stuff as crayons.
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Books just have that Earthy taste. Dunno. Just tastes better.
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5 RepliesEdited by InfernoValkyro: 4/13/2021 2:08:58 PMWe hunters eat pure salt and drink the tears of forum whiners. Warlocks also drink the tears of forum whiners, I think.
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1 ReplyYea like who would not like the red crayon though? Thats like one if the best flavors.
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8 RepliesBecause we prefer to be useful... Well I sure do as a hunter main. Can't say the same for some warlocks. Oh hey two thra... Did he just nova two thrall... He did. Ok well at least that group of acolytes is spawning I... Did that titan just use his hammers to clear 5 adds... Ok Well at least the knights are spa... Why did that hunter just pop his golden gun. Me: sees a large group of adds Tether. Gain some back. Generate good orbs. Move on. Repeat. Supportive hunter is fun.
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I eat the red ones and yeet my body like I’ve got nothing to live for
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Titans can't worldline skate. One of the few ways to have fun now haha
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1 ReplyAs an EX titan. I'll have you know my favorite flavor is blue! gotta say playing hunter has a lil more moxie to it imo, and from time to time, I miss my big crayon munching titan.
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Nah bro is hunters an warlocks eat hive like the drifter
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as a Titan main I can confirm this truth, those poor sad Warlock/Hunters we ate all the crayons before they could get any...
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I thought this was only a thing for titans lmao
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1 ReplyEdited by OG (117): 4/12/2021 5:38:23 PMBecause warlocks are too busy drinking their own tears and hunters are too busy smelling their own farts. Edited for spelling.
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4 RepliesI eat ramen. In honor of cayde.
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2 RepliesMy warlocks an exo.. So he engages in activities similar to bender from futurama. My hunters awoken & likes this weird combo of ramen with baryon bough. But my titan eats crayons just like yours.
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1 ReplyDo you know what else Titans eat? [spoiler]My melees because they don't register on Wi-Fi ;-;[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesIf they actually stopped eating crayons maybe they wouldn’t have to wear a butt rag.
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warlock eats book hunters eat basically everything else
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1 ReplyI want this to be an emote so bad, man. If only.
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1 ReplyI eat manga if thats fine. Im a warlock.
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1 Reply[quote]I don’t understand why you don’t like eating crayons. They taste so good and have good texture.[/quote] Cus titans look awful that's why 🤢
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Simple, warlocks like quills and inks and hunters just carve into the table with a knife and they are harder to swallow
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1 ReplyMy Warlock, Hunter and Titan all sit down and enjoy a meal of reds, whites and blues on occasion, nothing like a good crayon fondue to warm those winter days.
