I used to hunt Rhino in Africa, I know it was MERCILESS but please don't think I have a COLDHEART as it took a lot of PATIENCE AND TIME to set up the right shot because if you miss it will be ANARCHY and you may even end up FIGHTING LION as well. I took a tourist hunting with me one day, she was beautiful, like the the SUNSHOT out of her eyes and I wanted to become this TRAVELERS CHOSEN one. I hinted I liked her a couple of times but to no avail so I thought Id try PLAN C and I asked her CHAPERONE if he had any SUPER GOOD ADVICE. He said he had NO TIME TO EXPLAIN it to me but there is NO LAND BEYOND HERE that she would rather be either now or in the HEREAFTER. So I thought I would gift her with something from here, I stalked one of the massive beasts and lined my shot at this BASTION of all mammals, the shot rang and and I saw the CRIMSON mist. As the beast fell I whispered THE FIRST CURSE that I could think of, not an INVECTIVE, just a word, THE LAST WORD this mighty foe would hear and there was no TOUCH OF MALICE in my heart. I approached the slain animal and as I took my prize a THORN of guilt stuck in my side and I questioned the DUALITY of my dark side versus my light side and wondered if in TRUTH there was actually SYMMETRY there between these seemingly opposite forces. I walked towards her ONE THOUSAND VOICES in my head screamed that she would never love me, that she would say was I just a DEATHBRINGER, no LORD OF WOLVES worthy of her. But on I walked into the ABYSS, DEFIANT that failure would find me. And then I reach out offering my spoils to her, what was it you ask, what gift could I bestow on one so sublime what object could have such DIVINTY to be worthy of her, well isn't it obvious, I gave that GJALLARHORN

Today kinda sucked, but I’ve got my Eyes On Tomorrow. Slick.

I made her orgasm and the scene quickly turned to spray and play.

I love these posts. They always create some strange form of anarchy.

This is a reason why I love this game: the silly weapon names.

Sunsetting is just a Dead Man's Tale now! (☝Slick!)

Pinnacle weapons were The Devil You Know. Sunsetting is The Devil You Don't.

The doctor said nope

Was playing Destiny with a hot girl once. We shared a Touch of Malice!😁 (Sneaky b@$t@rd!)

Bungie always has [b]the last word[/b]. We, the player base, needs to stop taking in the [b]thorn[/b] that bungie is feeding us.

Finally, the kind of [b]sweet business[/b] I can participate in. So tired of everyone's griping when these situations can hardly be called a [b]subtle calamity[/b].

Ain't that the Truth

...welp, there’s no turning back on this one. Might as well be a patron for lost causes right here and give some super good advice. [spoiler]In the hailing confusion that is Bungie.net, one must remember to have no feelings towards the merciless behavior of those who cry for nerfs. Instead, be merciful; look towards the wrong side of right and always remember; don’t be some cryptic dragon if you’re complaining. Be the angel’s advocate and provide assistance if necessary. After all, you are the fatebringer on whether someone succeeds in the game or not. [/spoiler]

With Patience and Time we can all receive some Super Good Advice. The Colony you know are Better Devils than The Devil You Don't. Halfdan finally got the job at the Ash Factory, waiting for the answer felt like the First Curse he ever had. With a Steady Hand Amanda reached into the Thorn bush and pulled out a Rose. When working the Night Watch I always have strange thoughts, some might say they're Bad Omens. If you can't Trust your team, you better have a Plan C.

Was driving my Monte Carlo when all 4 tires popped, such a Horror Story.

Threads like this can become a real Thorn in my side