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2/15/2021 9:06:45 PM
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I can predict how bad my farts will smell based on how they exit
No burn = no smell
Severe burn = some stinkyness but not severe.
Medium burn = stank nasty, make me want to vomit, oil well smell.
Anyone else have this ability?
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#Offtopic
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No burn usually means the worst
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No burn is usually the worst for me
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[i]Any audio cues to go along with the burns?[/i]
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[i]glass in my ass = thermal explosion[/i]
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Truly a god amongst men.
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1 Replyr/nextf^ckinglevel r/dadjokes r/aww
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No, you have a special talent that has undergone years of training
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1 ReplyI think having a burn in your ass is an ability to go see a doctor for
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Edited by Cultmeister: 2/16/2021 10:02:19 AMYes but it’s not to do with burning really, more the ratio between length and ease of exit. Also I like the smell of my own farts, to me they just smell like my last meal.
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Better out than in I always say!
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Roll Tide
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9 Repliesr/facepalm
