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10/20/2010 5:43:31 AM
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Bad translator (Epic internet translator)

[url=http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php]Go here[/url] Type something for it to translate. Number of translations = 56 Wait for the results, and the lulz to ensue. "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" ...56 translations later we get: "Cold" Wtf? "Atheism is silly" ...56 translations later we get: "Stupid Atheists."
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  • There was an explosion of flavor in your mouth. When the explosion ended, love ensued. There was a happy time. But are these just meaningless words in the drift of time?" 20 translations later... 'Is that an explosion of flavors. After the restart of the Lord and love. A moment of happiness. But just out of curiosity?" "Blargh is blargh in every language except blargin, in that language blargh does not seem to be blargh. It is more of a rather vague bluuargh. Does that make sense? It made sense to me. " ...20 translations later we get: "Others who blargin blargh blargh, but the language does not seem blargh blargh. Bluuargh not natural. Is it fair? It seems reasonable to me." [Edited on 10.20.2010 2:17 PM PDT]

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  • Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? becomes... "So I decided to spend more money, either."

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  • anger management is for -blam!- :(10): anger management of genital cool bra (56) october One day i broke my ankle and it hurt really bad so i took an oath to fix it. (56) I feel very bad ankle or less constant. hi (56) answer [Edited on 10.20.2010 2:15 PM PDT]

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  • 'It is hard to resist the temptation to steal from the rich to give to the poor' 56 translations later: 'Solving the problem of the rich and poor' And there you have it! The bad translator is a communist :D

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  • lol all I see the cake is a lie, cake a lie, where is the cake, where the cake, if the cake, if the dough, if the meal, if your diet, Do you diet

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  • I Kill For -blam!- People 56 translations later Fun for me.

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  • "Zombie apocalypse soon" ...56 translations later we get: "Airvays." :O

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  • Nope, I am not lying. I have tried many posted here and I got different results. What I think is happening is that it goes through different languages depending on your country. (maybe)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Silvannos "Your mother was rubbish in bed." ...56 translations later we get: "His mother was good in bed."[/quote] you liar "Your mother was rubbish in bed." becomes "motorhome"

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  • Can you change the language input? I want to try something in French.

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  • "you can go kill yourself because you ate my doughnut" 56 translations... "Buyer pen and you can eat it"

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  • "I heard you like pie" To... "He beleives that the cake" Pretty sweet!

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  • "Your mother was rubbish in bed." ...56 translations later we get: "His mother was good in bed."

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  • "Your mother was an easy dater." became "Your father sealed the deal."

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  • I put: "If it doesnt fit anywhere else, it goes here" and got: "other"

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  • "My god, how can this translator be so -blam!-(ing) retarded?" ...56 translations later we get: "Well, I prefer to reject it." >.<

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  • "I accidentally pooped on the floor." 56 later... "News foutre" 0.o

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  • "I love Cambodian Woman" Translate: "I love Cambodian House" WTF?

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  • "doing your mom, for good" becomes "It was nice." Bad translator....

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  • I typed in chuck norris and got "Kenuolisi Charles." wait what?

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  • "Night Swimming, deserves a quiet night." ...56 translations later we get: "Quiet Night Century."

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  • PACK MY BOX WITH FIVE DOZEN LIQUOR JUGS Bjamte five games at home

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Paradoxed [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Felipe 058[/quote]That show was seriously weird. The laws of physics need not be defied.[/quote]That was seriously awesome, and ignoring physics was hardly the point, dude. The fact that you care so much about physics being broken over the the show being awesome proves you can't possibly enjoy the simple things in life. I bet you didn't even cry at those parts where it was warranted, did you?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Felipe 058 [b]Do the impossible, see the invisible. ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH! Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable. ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH![/b] After 56 translations, this becomes: [b]As can be seen. Naturally Series race at home! Skin situation well and clear. Naturally Series race at home![/b] Huh?[/quote] That show was seriously weird. The laws of physics need not be defied. Anyways, here's an a new one: "I want your head on a golden platter" goes to "I think I paid post".... What the heck?

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  • Lol wut?

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  • She sells sea shells on the sea shore. Selling fish

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