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10/20/2010 5:43:31 AM
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Bad translator (Epic internet translator)

[url=http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php]Go here[/url] Type something for it to translate. Number of translations = 56 Wait for the results, and the lulz to ensue. "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" ...56 translations later we get: "Cold" Wtf? "Atheism is silly" ...56 translations later we get: "Stupid Atheists."
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  • What a piece of work is man, how noble in reason." ...56 translations later we get: "A lot of heads." That's some Shakespeare for you by the way...

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  • Haha, best one yet. ''Prime numbers are numbers that are not divisible by any preceding prime numbers. Their distribution is seemingly quite irregular, but we can use the zeros of the Riemann Zeta Function to approximate the value of the prime counting function. '' ''Home Minister migratyon. I always have enough information to establish quickly in Rome for some time.''

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  • Best one yet: "My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate babies." becomes "Michael Jackson has a lot of space."

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  • Ok, so I did the OP's first sentence the quick brown fox one. I got.... "Indoor ski jump on a motorcycle." ...WTF?!

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  • girl fart then youtube mary fart lmao

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  • ''Some functions, such as the prime counting function, the sign function, and the floor and ceiling functions are not derivable, because they are not continuous. '' ''Many argue the contract was ambiguous.'' WTF.

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  • "Me like cherry red applesauce" becomes "Fortunately, apple tart."

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  • "Look a troll." 56 translations later. "Register" Proof that internet translators don't work.

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  • "How do I shot web?" ...56 translations later we get "Internet."

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  • Original "Nobody loves a person who is unkind to others." Result "Word Spread." ....why?

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  • "I often have sex with toasters while eating headless squirrels." ...56 translations later we get: "Toaster, get Headaches regularly." "I usually wear blue pants on Wednsdays." ...56 translations later we get: "I am not familiar with every Wednesday with the blue shorts." "My cellphone says "droid" every 10 minutes and it makes me sad." ...56 translations later we get: "Phone every 10 minutes "because" I stood up, "he said."

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  • "bad translator koc" ...56 translations later we get: "Kuwait Oil Company and the translation error."

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FlipTaco "Chocolate rain! Some stay dry and others feel the pain." ...56 translations later we get: "She seokou ? ? F! Dry and sore." The question marks were extended characters that can't be posted on the forums. I still don't understand :/[/quote] Is that song about racism? I could never tell, but the lyrics make sense.

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  • HAHAHAH!!! "I'm doing your mom right now" ...56 translations later we get: "My mother is old." I LOL'D!

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  • Peni$ to......WAND!FTW [Edited on 10.21.2010 3:48 AM PDT]

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  • "Chocolate rain! Some stay dry and others feel the pain." ...56 translations later we get: "She seokou ? ? F! Dry and sore." The question marks were extended characters that can't be posted on the forums. I still don't understand :/

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  • Original text: "girl, you've got curves!" ...56 translations later we get: "Foundation, I was hot!" exactly what my friend said

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  • Lol: "In Soviet Russia, translator translate you!" ...10 translations later we get: "In Russia, translators translate for you!"

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  • "Epic, does it really work?" Became: "Vijesti is nastavlja" after 10 translations.

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  • Flood was here" ...56 translations later we get: "Torrents" "What happened to all the Jews?" ...56 translations later we get: "Why are all Jews." "I got a job today" ...56 translations later we get: "Problem" FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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  • What is love? Baby dont hurt me... don't hurt me... no more..." ...56 translations later we get: "What is love. My pain, my son was not Injured ... And again ...

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  • " I ran to the supermarket as fast as possible when I found out the beans were on sale. " I posted that. About 25 posts later I got " I went to the supermarket as soon as possible, because I noticed that women provide. " Lol

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  • Thank you for posting this site. I'm addicted now :p

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlackBeltBray Where is Osama bin Ladin. 56 translations later. Obama bin Ladin inorite.[/quote] ROFLMAO Original: It's time to bake this cake! After 56 translations: At the same time!

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  • "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. " ...56 translations later we get: "Silly me, you, you will find the peace of God, sex solo, Mina, to help think Hard 'from good process is reasonable to recognize that I know I said that the mood." Last one tonight.

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  • "You can not roller skate in a buffalo herd" ...56 translations later we get: "Tasks may be due" O_o

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