Please try not to laugh, I am being serious. I am a huge fan of My Little Pony. But my favorite character is Twilight Sparkle. She is cute, she's modest, smart, witty, and beautiful. I know how strange this must sound, but I keep having dreams about her. Not bad dreams, but good dreams. I recently had a dream that we were both married and we loved each other very much. Now, every moment I'm awake I feel like it is a moment wasted because she isn't here by my side. I love Twilight Sparkle with all my heart and I'd die for her. I want to hold her in my arms and stroke her beautiful purple mane. Then I'd kiss her tenderly and we would let ourselves go in the throes of love, the passions of the flesh. Her main would flutter and swish with each stroke, I'd whisper in her ear how much I love her. Then we'd reach the apex of love as I unleash myself into her nethers. Then she'd fall asleep on my chest and I'd protect her from the dark and kiss her on the top of her head. Her mane, flowing over my bare skin and fluttering in the wind as she continues to sleep. We'd have beautiful children and I'd be a good father. You may say that it is just a show, that she doesn't exist, but how do you know? It is very possible that she could exist in a separate universe or in another dimension. Otherwise, it would be impossible for me to feel so strongly about somebody! What should I do? [Edited on 07.28.2011 11:37 AM PDT]