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Edited by RufousTeacher29: 11/30/2020 4:38:30 PM
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Eva Levante is OP

A. She survived being mauled by 3 War Beasts B. She's the only person who has seen Eris and Zavala smile C. She set-up an Underground Railroad for the Red War D. Her grandchildren died (Which automatically makes her OP) E. She's scared of Xûr (As anyone with a brain should be) F. She shotgunned 2 Psions G. She has one of the longest lore books But most importantly of all: [spoiler] She's the only person in the world who knows how to make Infinite Forest cake[/spoiler] So yeah, don't be surprised if she turns out to be the next raid boss

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  • She's like Queen Elizabeth...

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    • Don't underestimate the elderly in a profession where they often die young.

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    • [quote]D. Her grandchildren died (Which automatically makes her OP)[/quote] I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.

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    • Major Levante is also a semi retired operative of the Office of Vanguard Intel. All other info about her is classified at your current security level.

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      • Well she also has a God slayer at her disposal. Common help yalls grandma

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        • The only guardian granny capable of firing Revoker in one hand and the Mountaintop in the other, dual wielding, Shaxx was impressed...

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        • [quote]A. She survived being mauled by 3 War Beasts B. She's the only person who has seen Eris and Zavala smile C. She set-up an Underground Railroad for the Red War D. Her grandchildren died (Which automatically makes her OP) E. She's scared of Xûr (As anyone with a brain should be) F. She shotgunned 2 Psions G. She has one of the longest lore books But most importantly of all: [spoiler] She's the only person in the world who knows how to make Infinite Forest cake[/spoiler] So yeah, don't be surprised if she turns out to be the next raid boss[/quote] I wouldn't be surprised if she was the most powerful guardian ever, but hides it like emperor Palpatine. [i]ABSOLUTE POWER[/i]!

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          • Edited by Interpol89: 11/13/2020 3:05:47 AM
            She’s also the sexiest vendor. Banshee 44 is a close second.

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            • space grandma is best and don't you forget it.

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            • You forgot "She's hot as fuk." Yeah, would do granny anytime.

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              • Thanks for the laugh. And once you point out these things, it does make you look at her in a different light.

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                • Nobody messes with my Space Grandma

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                  [quote]A. She survived being mauled by 3 War Beasts B. She's the only person who has seen Eris and Zavala smile C. She set-up an Underground Railroad for the Red War D. Her grandchildren died (Which automatically makes her OP) E. She's scared of Xûr (As anyone with a brain should be) F. She shotgunned 2 Psions G. She has one of the longest lore books But most importantly of all: [spoiler] She's the only person in the world who knows how to make Infinite Forest cake[/spoiler] So yeah, don't be surprised if she turns out to be the next raid boss[/quote] Are her grandkids the “Carlos and Maria” she’s always talking about? She can’t seem to decide if they’re dead or not in her tower dialogue.

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                  • Wait, where's the lore tab(s) for A and F?

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                    • I'm not disagreeing here. Dont mess with grandma........EVER. Especially because of how much of a good parental figure she is. Keep her on the good side.

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                      • Edited by Lumis: 11/12/2020 6:44:26 PM
                        H. She gives us candy and cookies while the people at the Farm scavenge for supplies. I. She made us carry her oven for three months.

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