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10/27/2020 10:52:07 PM
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How come the Spider is so fat?
I'm pretty sure consuming Ether bricks make you swole not Jabba the Hutt.
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2 RepliesWell, mr fat arachnid, is a conaseouer of human culture, one can assume he eats human stuff while others rely on ether... In concluding, spooder is fat cause Macdonald
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2 RepliesHe actually ate a whole servitor
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Same reason as Jabba the Hut. It is a sign of Opulence. Riches. Success. A ruler of many. Look at the Leviathan raid boss. swirling a chalice while on a Dias. every word rings Roman Emperor. Its the motif they were going for. it works. it feels right.
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big boy
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12 RepliesHe actually fought at twilight gap. He was in command of the house of winter special ops force, his task was to sneak into the city and plant a bomb to blow up the wall. Everything was going fine but they got ambushed by Ana Bray, the spider was the sole survivor. Reason being because her golden gun ran out of ammo and she was about to head to the city to "die". The Spider then started talking to Ana Bray and asked her how she detected them do to the fact they had stealth tech. Ana Bray then told spider that he was dummy thicc and that the clap of his cheeks alerted her of their position. They parted ways. Spider felt so bad and depressed over his lost brothers that he formed a severe ether addiction. He then found himself in the tangled shore and slowly climbed the power chain until he was the ruler of the shore. He only did this to get more smuggled ether. Unfortunately eating all that ether while having henchmen that do everything caused spider not to move much, resulting in spider becoming even more dummy thicc. So now he sits. Snorting ether when the gaurdian isn't in his presence. Proud and dummy thicc.
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7 RepliesHe’s pregnant.
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Because he sits around all day and charges like a wounded bull. With nothing else to do he just eats and eats.
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he the chonk
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I bring him rice cakes twice a day
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He’s not fat he’s just big boned
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He sits around all day and gets people to feed him stuff Makes sense to me
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3 RepliesYou say jabba the hut. I say Pizza the hut
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1 ReplyFat shaming..... tsk. Maybe it’s his hormones?
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Edited by NVMYGT: 10/28/2020 8:11:59 PMGuess who got all the left over dark chocolate motes and Gjallerdoodles?
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3 RepliesHe's actually a bunch of Dregs in a fat guy suit.
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1 ReplyHe’s secretly a fallen suit filled with hamsters
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Gamer chair
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Many years as a Space Trucker
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Jokes aside this does raise a question. Do Fallen eat outside of Ether? I've heard lore reference to them eating children so one would think so. But then why can't they live off of regular food then? Does ether make them swoll but regular food make them fat?
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1 ReplyHe’s bigger in the right places by my opinion.
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Hi i'm super kami guru and i wont be judging you on apperance today
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The snowflake answer is "why are you body shaming him?". Lol
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Because he 100% does not lift, but do you?
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HAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I guess if you’re lazy and consume ether you get bigger in the wrong places.
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He was bitten by a radioactive fat human!
