I know; what the heck am I thinking...
Poor fellow was trying so hard to escape the bath tub, normally I'd destroy such a creature for deigning to enter my realm without permission, but today I felt nothing but pity, He tried; but try as he may; he could not find purchase on the slick Bath material wet with liquid...
I felt within me a strange feeling, as if my cold black heart gave but a single morp...
and without fear I gave the 8 legged fella my hand to which he went, and did not bite (odd behaviour considering their parent) and I placed him on the windowsill... I reflected momentarily, perhaps I have judged these creatures too harshly in the past... maybe, just maybe, I can coexist with these 8 legged freaks as friends...
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Stupid spider climbed all the way back into the tub and drowned... Nil your kids are fukt up[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesAny spawn of a heretical person(s) shall be considered guilty of the crimes layed by their forebears BURN IT IN HOLY FLAMES
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I save spiders and insects on the daily...the only exception is when they attack me or if a dangerous creature (like a Black Widow spider) sets up shop where they could potentially invade the house or otherwise bite someone. Then lethal force is deployed with extreme prejudice. [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThat one must've been one of Girraffalopes, of the Jerry Brood.
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1 Reply... I normally just ignore them, unless they're in my bedroom, no creature shall violate the sanctity of the weebdom... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLol that spider wanted its tub back
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