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8/25/2020 7:20:45 PM
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How to act like a good player in crucible
1. Blame your teammates every time you lose
2. Take the credit when you win
3. Call everyone who kills you a hacker
4. Tbag everyone you kill because they suck and you are the best player
Hope you found this guide helpful
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#destiny2
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Pick any class Equip all white gear Sh*t on everyone Profit
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Also, must have a username that includes at least one of the following: MLG King Pro God Elite
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12 RepliesEdited by beastdude2222: 8/26/2020 4:57:46 PMNo the guide to be good is Get wormhusk Get 100 mobility Get gnawing hunger Get MT Get truth Get invis dodge Make your hunter all black for extra points Win
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6 Replies1. Play Hunter 2. Run 100 Mobility 3. Spam Dodge 4. Complain about other classes on forums
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30 RepliesEdited by 1999 Toyota Corolla: 8/26/2020 8:07:34 PM5. don't go to forums shit talking good players because you suck at crucible yourself and can't stand being worse than someone else :) edit: even better! he has a negative crucible k/d. my point proven.
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5. Use a 600 auto with a shotgun every match 🤣
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2 RepliesEdited by RussellMania: 8/26/2020 3:23:58 PM[quote]3. Call everyone who kills you a hacker[/quote] I mean...... On PC, they probably are lol.
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5.) Use a ohk gun in every gun slot.
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Number 1 is basically a fact at this point. It can't be your fault things didn't go as planned, always gotta be someone else's. I've literally received mail from a team mate, who was bottom of the leaderboard in a control match with less than half my captures, giving me shit for the last 2 minutes of the match because I didn't push for the objectives because the enemies were just cycling supers and feeding each other orbs on the rest of my team mates. Said "learn how to play control" when he wasn't even putting out a THIRD of what I did, but just because i stopped doing everything i get shit for it. I'm sure everybody has some sort of stupid story like this.
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1 Reply1.Opponents are only allowed to use certain guns. Usually not the ones they are using at the moment. 2. If they ever kill you with an allowed weapon, the weapon wasn't legit anyway. 3. You are the best and only get killed by no-skills. No one is better unless he is a subhuman sweat that needs to be insulted severely. 4. You farm endless amounts of hours for god rolls but other players using effective weapons rely on crutches. 5. You play a game, wirh the goal to shoot people, but if someone presses circle a couple of times he has commited a serious crime almost as bad as first degree murder. 6. Bungie is responsible for anything that ever went wrong in the last 1000 Years.
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I think this is advice for every player who has the Flawless title 😂
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3 RepliesI'll bag anyone I want. You cant stop me
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Yikes, you left out, ‘have an average crucible KD of .80.’ You’re crushing that one, my dude 😂.
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6 Replies1..hang behind the crowd getting a few shots into the enemies. 2..kill steel as much as possible.. 3..run away when you don’t have a grenade and have no special ammo.. 4..go invisible and spam full auto side arms. 5..throw skip grenades and run away.. 6..jump off the map when you’re out of sniper rifle ammo. 7..run with the Zerg herd with any 600rpm or jotuns. 8..use a bow and think your good with 2.5kd and 5 kills during the whole match. 9..report the best player on the enemy team for bad connection.
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1 Reply5. equip 600rpm AR
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Thats me to a T!!!!
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Quite relatable last weekend. You haven’t lived till someone complains they died because firefly was proc’d off of you
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2 Replies4. Use meta like a crutch
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29 RepliesBy the way this was written as a joke of sorts but all of these points are true
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Add one to the list: T-bag every Warlock that dodges like a sardine
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Don't forget coin flip emote for invis
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This guide seems to be standard issue for all guardians in this community
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Thank you. Very helpful advice! 10/10
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1 ReplyFunny all the hate for hunters. I main a hunter, but find I do best when I run a warlock, of all things, in PvP.
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And fly in the sky box with attunement of sky and cast the extremely balanced tracing melee and shoot ur adaptive AR. Skill bra
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3 RepliesGet crush someone with a non-META weapon and send them hate mail saying that they suck because they used a bow.
