Bungie: ‘Remember that artificial problem we are creating by kneecapping your gear while falsely attributing it to power creep? The thing no one in his right mind would believe? Ya, we are delaying that by 2 months because we suck at even recycling paid content. Have fun doing nothing until November, when you won’t really do much either. Make sure you pre-order. Because reasons. Trust us.’ Shills: ‘Yay, praise the lord and Bungie! Studio of the year, everyone!!’ Thank you for temporarily fixing what you are arbitrarily breaking for no good reason!!!’