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10/16/2010 6:04:52 AM
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Pop Tart is the ultimate survival food
Poptarts are wonderful foods to eat. But what about when it comes down to survive? Well I have tips very useful ones to help you survive zombies with poptarts.
Unlike Toaster Strudles Poptart does not need microwave, simply needs mouth to eat with. And since Toster Strudles are frozen you can't eated them witout microwav, the only go bad and smell stinky.
Poptarts are also wrapped in foil to prevent the Poptards from going bad and attracting bugs. Unlike Toster strudles which Freeze and go bad. Poptarts come with not one, but too poptarts a pack, each pack sealed super tightly. Unlike Toaster Struddles
Pop Tarts are easier to say than Toster Struddle. In an extreem situation you should always hav poptards because it's easier to say "bring the pop-tarts!" other than "bring the tosterr struddles".
Plus, poptards have sprinkles. [url=http://blogs.trb.com/features/consumer/shopping/blog/poptarts.jpg]CHoclet Fudg is my favorite.[/url]
I am not trolling, BTW.
EDDIT: Also poptards come with real frut and vitamns, unlike the frozn preservativs in Toster Struddles.
[Edited on 10.15.2010 10:06 PM PDT]
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Longest lasting food: fruitcake.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] force recon2013 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] force recon2013 your grammar and spelling is terrible, i had a hard time deciphering what you typed -.- *bear grills uses twinkies instead of poptarts so: SURVIVAL FOOD twinkie > poptart *sips tea*[/quote]butt twinkees have sugary insites so they go bad qwicker.[/quote] but twinkies are filled with preservatives so they last longer. my cousins have been exchanging a twinkie as a Christmas present for over 8 years, it doesnt look like it went bad yet... *sips tea*[/quote]butt pop tards last longer.[/quote] i had a pack of poptarts for 6 months, they went bad. twinkies are famous for being almost indestructible against time. *sips tea* [Edited on 10.15.2010 10:21 PM PDT]
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Damn right they are man, the corporations are just trying to make us eat less healthy things like toaster strudel instead of poptartds just to get us hooked on chemicals and -blam!- man.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] force recon2013 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] force recon2013 your grammar and spelling is terrible, i had a hard time deciphering what you typed -.- *bear grills uses twinkies instead of poptarts so: SURVIVAL FOOD twinkie > poptart *sips tea*[/quote]butt twinkees have sugary insites so they go bad qwicker.[/quote] but twinkies are filled with preservatives so they last longer. my cousins have been exchanging a twinkie as a Christmas present for over 8 years, it doesnt look like it went bad yet... *sips tea*[/quote]butt pop tards last longer.
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I think OP is stoned right now.
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The OP is the sole reason why all americans are fat.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] force recon2013 your grammar and spelling is terrible, i had a hard time deciphering what you typed -.- *bear grills uses twinkies instead of poptarts so: SURVIVAL FOOD twinkie > poptart *sips tea*[/quote]butt twinkees have sugary insites so they go bad qwicker.[/quote] but twinkies are filled with preservatives so they last longer. my cousins have been exchanging a twinkie as a Christmas present for over 8 years, it doesnt look like it went bad yet... *sips tea*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] force recon2013 your grammar and spelling is terrible, i had a hard time deciphering what you typed -.- *bear grills uses twinkies instead of poptarts so: SURVIVAL FOOD twinkie > poptart *sips tea*[/quote]butt twinkees have sugary insites so they go bad qwicker.[/quote] Dude, Twinkies last longer than McDonalds burgers and fries. Like, 9 years. lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] force recon2013 your grammar and spelling is terrible, i had a hard time deciphering what you typed -.- *bear grills uses twinkies instead of poptarts so: SURVIVAL FOOD twinkie > poptart *sips tea*[/quote]butt twinkees have sugary insites so they go bad qwicker.
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your grammar and spelling is terrible, i had a hard time deciphering what you typed -.- *bear grills uses twinkies instead of poptarts so: SURVIVAL FOOD twinkie > poptart *sips tea*
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Lol. The enriched flour, high fructose corn syrup, and all those other synthetic chemical ingredients listed on the box will likely kill you before any rugged outdoor environment will. = \ To be more serious; Peanut Butter and Honey. It will sustain you for quite a while. Stuff jars with it. [Edited on 10.15.2010 10:08 PM PDT]
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You spelled poptarts as "poptards" once in that post. Edit: Actually twice. [Edited on 10.15.2010 10:07 PM PDT]
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But poptarts taste like -blam!- Toaster struddle > poptarts.
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I imagined one of those cheap, commercials, where the survivalist traps the poptart and eats him...
