🧐 Creeto mine most evil and loyal henchmen bring to me und putenzi here Der Master Plan!
👹Yahvole Commandant Lagswitch!
Creeto goosesteps away into the darkness and returns moments later clutching in his gnarly hands that in which his master seeks!
🧐Excellent Creeto! EXCELLENT!
Creeto brakes out into a creepy smile revealing twisted and bright yellow teeth.
🧐Zo mine henchmen vhat is it dat PS4 Destiny 2 Guardians fear da most?
Creato schatches his balding head with his crap stained fingers.
👹Reskined Armor?
🧐NO YOU IMBECILE!
Creeto slunks his head down low.
Forgiveness mine Commandant! Forgiveness!
🧐Nevermind mine dimwitted lackie! Vat day fear da most is da invasion of PC hackers und Master cheaters flooding into dare beloved Crucible!
Creeto looks puzzled and asks a question.
👹Mine Commandant how can you accomplish vhat many huge piles of Steaming dog crap could not?
🧐Easy you simple minded fool, I will enlighten those Dunderheads at Bungie dat implementation of cross play between PS4 and PC vill draw thousands of new Guardians into their ranks! Day vill be drawn to it like a Moth to a flame! In zi end all is Kaput! Und Crucible vill be eliminated!
👹Creeto exclaims: Mine Gott dat is pure evil genius!
🧐👹Both break out into diabolical laughter at the thought of a flood of Evil Minions being unleash upon the Crucible! 😆😅
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3 RepliesEdited by xbroggiex: 7/8/2020 8:30:16 PMYou know what I don't care about cross-play but it would be funny hearing all the crying... WAAAAAA CONSOLE PLAYERS HAVE AIM ASSIST WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAA PC PLAYERS CAN AIM EASIER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA It would be total flame wars on either side and it would be glorious.