It was the first day of high school and I was very nervous. After the first bell I made my way to my locker and found it surrounded by upper my good flibberts, that of which was very identifiable due to it being plastered with screencaps of my favorite posts made by Ult My Good Flibbert. My good flibberts lock eyes with me menacingly and I find my self very frightened. I walk quickly walk to the nearest rest room, and out of the corner of my eye, I see the my good flibberts are following me. Cornered in the lavatory, I find myself confronted by my good flibberts. "Well it looks like you're a little lost, my good flibbert." says my good flibbert #1. I feel very intimidated. "Ult My Good Flibbert!" I cry out "Please save me!" The three good flibberts burst out laughing. "Ult My Good Flibbert? Are you -blam!-, my good flibbert?" Asks my good flibbert #2 "I would -blam!-ing destroy Ult My Good Flibbert!" My good flibbert #3 laughs and calls me a baby. None of them notice the fragrant stench of of furnished wood. My good flibberts are so screwed... "YOU GOOD FLIBBERTS DEFINITELY WON'T BE IN THE DLC." thundered an overpowering voice. The door bursts open and...it...it's Ult My Good Flibbert! The three good flibberts were stunned with disbelief. Ult My Good Flibbert grabs them all and begins to gruesomely fold each of them into the form of a loot crate, much to my delight. He goes over to the nearest toilet and flushes each of them down the drain. "Is this all going to be in an upcoming DLC?" I ask. "Do you want it to be, my good flibbert?" I nodded. "Too bad." chuckled Ult My Good Flibbert. I can't resist anymore. I can't let him down. I fall to my knees for his majesty. Ult My Good Flibbert pulls out a small cardboard loot crate filled with RWBY themed paraphernalia. My God then grabs the back of my head and begins to cram it down my throat. The corners of my mouth tear open and blood seeps down my chin. Soon I am unable to breath and swallow as the crate becomes lodged into my esophagus. Ult My Good Flibbert soon brings me to my feet and has his entire arm down my throat. My eyes are filled with tears. Tears of joy. Tears of serenity as I pass out onto the bathroom floor. I wake up in the intensive care unit of the hospital. The my good flibberts told me that they had to pump my stomach, and were surprised to find out that I had regurgitated an entire DVD box set of RWBY, a Yang pinup poster, a Ruby Rose key chain/bottle opener, and loads of cardboard. I later go on to graduate from high school and attain a scholarship to a prestigious university. Thank you, Ult My Good Flibbert. Ult My Good Flibbert Is love. Ult My Good Flibbert is life. [spoiler] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]