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Edited by Concordia Kitsune:
4/26/2020 3:37:30 AM
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Varvatos Vex makes his GLORIOUS return! Does anyone remember him?
Edit: Second on trending as all things should be, Lee holds 1st permanently Edit 2: the world is ending, Lee is no longer top of trending
Wow! It has been a while. But it is good to be back. *Awkwardness intensifies*
Varvatos remembers a lot of faces! But he is wondering if anyone remembers him and his [b][i]Most Glorious [/i][/b]personality!!!
Hello to all the “noobs” as other humans call you. Varvatos is excited to meet all of you. A little bit about Varvatos himself:
-Talks in third person only
-Is a fabled alien warrior who loves dealing out Glorious Death™️
-absolutely hates talking about boring human politics and other nonsense
-enjoys conversation over hobbies, jokes, and earth’s forms of entertainment.
As Varvatos’s first question back in the realm of Offtopic, what’s with you humans in 2020? Varvatos Vex is perplexed by this “Coronavirus COVID-19”. Should he give this a [b][i]MOST GLORIOUS DEATH???!!![/i][/b]
English
#Offtopic
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Charlatan
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Where is Varvatos?
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Oh hello there. Greetings.
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GLORIOUSSSSD
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1 ReplyVarvatos? Varvatos is that really you? How ya doing you old pirate! So good to see you!
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I know you
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Hey I know you! A lot has happened since you left [spoiler]twirls stache [/spoiler]
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Now that's a name I haven't seen in a while
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1 ReplyI know you!
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Welcome back man :) who could forget you
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1 ReplyWelcome back! I have to say, I've missed seeing Glorious Death eighty times a thread
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1 Reply[i][b]YESSSSSSS[/b][/i] [spoiler]Missed you[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
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[i]Hehe,[/i] I totally know who you are, and am totally not new..... [i]hehehehehehe[/i]
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Well... [i]nostalgia[/i]
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I guess this happened.
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Well well look who came back. Hallo! [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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Aye. I remember.
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5 Replies‘ello, Varvatos! How’s Aja and Krel doing?
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1 ReplyI was wondering what happened to you. [spoiler]I'm amazed I recognize you after so long.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesOh yeah... I remember.... *war flashbacks*
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1 ReplyHe has returned! [spoiler]I know you, but you probably don’t know me. I never posted or replied at all.[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[quote]Edit: Second on trending as all things should be, Lee holds 1st permanently Edit 2: the world is ending, Lee is no longer top of trending[/quote] This is pretty funny because Lee's post is about how awful reddit is and people farming karma (likes/upvotes) and trying to get onto the front page (trending) is a big part of why it's so awful, lol
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Well this wasnt expected.
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poggers
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12 Replies[b][i][u]GLORIOUS!!! MOST GLORIOUS!!![/u][/i][/b]
