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1/29/2020 4:48:55 PM
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Charles Talks To You

Hiya! I'm Charles 😛 What's your name? Cool! Wanna see if you can come over to my house? I gotta show you my Pokemon card collection! Ooo, and I have sheriff memorabilia! Like some of his hair that I picked out of his hat, and some boogers he sticks to the under side of his desk! Ah wait. I don't have a home, I'm broke! 😅 I'm kinda scared actually... I don't make a lot of money and I only eat one meal a day... And the voices in my head won't stop, it's telling me what to do... And I'm like, "Get off my back, MOM!" But he still keeps touching me and making feel uncomfortable. I sleep in the office and pretend like I get there early, but it's just because I don't want to be out in the dark at night It's kind of scary I hear a lot of spooky whispers in my head... Hehe... So... Well I'm sorry, I'll see you later! I'm Charles the deputy, the local deputy! You're pretty cool, let's hang out sometime!

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  • Hello Charles! I am Billy! I bring cubes for you and lee! *hands you two cubes* Just don’t let these cubes touch each other or they will stick together and electrocute anything that touches it.

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    • Roleplaying makes you asexual.

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    • 🚓🚓🚓🚓 [b]its the fbi open up -blam!-[/b]

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    • STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!

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    • [quote]Hiya! I'm Charles 😛 What's your name? Cool! Wanna see if you can come over to my house? I gotta show you my Pokemon card collection! Ooo, and I have sheriff memorabilia! Like some of his hair that I picked out of his hat, and some boogers he sticks to the under side of his desk! Ah wait. I don't have a home, I'm broke! 😅 I'm kinda scared actually... I don't make a lot of money and I only eat one meal a day... And the voices in my head won't stop, it's telling me what to do... And I'm like, "Get off my back, MOM!" But he still keeps touching me and making feel uncomfortable. I sleep in the office and pretend like I get there early, but it's just because I don't want to be out in the dark at night It's kind of scary I hear a lot of spooky whispers in my head... Hehe... So... Well I'm sorry, I'll see you later! I'm Charles the deputy, the local deputy! You're pretty cool, let's hang out sometime![/quote] Kirby’s calling the police.

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    • Edited by HiddenAlignment: 1/29/2020 8:43:09 PM
      Hey, Charles! I may have a solution to that whispers problem going on in your head. It’s really simple. Just hold your breath and count to 1,000. Before you even get to 1,000, you won’t be hearing those pesky voices. Heck, you won’t hear anything at all! You won’t even see anything. Or smell anything. Or taste anything. Or feel anything. Everything will just become a black landscape of nothing... Anyways, hope that helps you! I gotta get back to school! I’ll get in trouble if I skip another day! [spoiler]Fades Away[/spoiler]

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      • Charles, how would you feel to be yes

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      • This “conversation” sounded like an episode of Dora.

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        [quote]Hiya! I'm Charles 😛 What's your name? Cool! Wanna see if you can come over to my house? I gotta show you my Pokemon card collection![/quote] I’m guessing this is around the part where they start walking away with your lunch money.

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      • You wanna see [i]my[/i] Pokemon cards?

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      • Walter

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      • Hey! You're not Lee! Why should I talk to you!

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