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2/9/2006 5:19:07 PM
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The Grunt Rebellion (A Halo Fan-Fic Comedy)
I'm taking a break from my Halo 3 fan-fic to write this one. Anyway, Like most of us here at Bungie.Net, we find the Grunts to be the comic relief of every Halo game. Well, if you pay close attention to the story of Halo 2, the prophet of Mercy mentions something of a Grunt Rebellion from the past, and one of the many Arbiters had to deal with them. I've decided to make a story about that. Here's the first chapter....
NOTE: This first chapter is pretty short....
The Grunt Rebellion
Written and Created by: Rare Spartan
Chapter 1: Gimpvey
Over at the aquatic island of Zanzibar, the mischivous Grunt soliders were taking a little break. About five Grunts were bathing on the very shores of Zanzibar, and about 20 Grunts, who I suppose were not just taking a little break, were patroling the Zanzibar base.
"So, did anyone here bring the gimpvey?", asked a Grunt named Silco. Gimpvey is an un-earthly, alcholic beverage to the Covenant. "Yeah, I brought it right here!", exclaimed another Grunt solider named Fisca.
The pint-sized solider was lifting a huge, metal crate. Fisca threw the crate to the ground, and with a single thump on the floor, the crate slid open.
When the Grunts looked inside the crate, all they could think of was the pure, lucious Gimpvey inside. "Lets party!", shouted Silco. Since the crate was so large, when all the Grunts literaly dived into the crate, there was enough room for them all.
Meanwhile, the Grunts on the beach could just smell the fragrance(fragrant to them anyway) of Gimpvey. The five Grunts on the beach rushed into the base by going through the two walls, the large, slow-spinning blade, and the large, metal gate.
Those five Grunts joined the other twenty by diving into the crate as well. "Aaah, this is the life.", Fisca said softly.
Life seemed to be going well for the Grunts, but they will soon learn that being a Grunt has it's hardships....
[Edited on 2/9/2006]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rare Spartan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xbox Halo Guy mmm. i don't like your style but thats my oppinion juged on one chapter....id like to see more though...[/quote]What exactly is that supposed to mean; you don't like it but you want to see more?[/quote] it's hard to judge on a small amount..so i want to read more incase it gets better...
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uhhh rare sparten you shoulnt really give advice on triple and double posting,other than that i give your fan-fic a 6.5 out of ten,its not really bad but the halo timeline took a nuke in your story in my own opinion you should read the 3 halo books and then your stories will be better.But thats all IN my opinion so people plz dont kill me its my first day):
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xbox Halo Guy mmm. i don't like your style but thats my oppinion juged on one chapter....id like to see more though...[/quote]What exactly is that supposed to mean; you don't like it but you want to see more? [Edited on 7/29/2006]
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mmm. i don't like your style but thats my oppinion juged on one chapter....id like to see more though...
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I'll read it latter.
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Well, I don't think it really matters much now since it's already been written and many people enjoyed it the way it was. [Edited on 7/28/2006]
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and yeah the grunt rebelion happend before the brutes were in the picture, so once more you should have got more info
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i'm sorry for exploding its just that you are righting something that has lttle to no info that related to halo story, if you right a fanfic(about halo) you should realy grab all the info you can to get it as acurit as possible [Edited on 7/28/2006]
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Please don't 3x post in the future. ; ) Also, nobody really knows exactly how the rebellion really went, so I just created my own story about it with a different style(obviously). Also, this is back in the old days of the Covenant(with a somewhat twisted and different universe), so i'm not sure if many people knew how command orders went back then. [Edited on 7/27/2006]
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yo thefinalarbiter your clan sounds cool, is there a chance you can get me a spot
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and what the hell, grunts take orders from the elites not the brutes, have you ever read any thiing about halo, in one of the notes in states that a brute kills a grunt in cold day light and the prophets do nothing, the brutes dont give a rats ass about the grunts, you are not righting a fanfic, you are righting nonsense
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wow you really have no clue what the grunt rebelion was do you, you should stop your fanfic, it puts me to sleep, ... it very boring and well just plain stupid, you are making fun of something that was a grity and horable,
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NEVER... INSULT... RARE SPARTAN...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] byrondavies sux you need a life insead of writing "fan fics" all the time. your probably at work and the only thing that keeps you goin for the 10 hours away from halo/halo 2 is writing a story about it. seriosly lame. LAAMMEEE[/quote] Please don't insult Rare... just because he works harder than you it does'nt mean you can insult him. He's a great friend and you are insulting ALL fanfic writers... and your reading teacher.
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Hello rare.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] byrondavies sux you need a life insead of writing "fan fics" all the time. your probably at work and the only thing that keeps you goin for the 10 hours away from halo/halo 2 is writing a story about it. seriosly lame. LAAMMEEE[/quote]1. I don't go to work. I just recently turned 15. :P 2. I'm only working on one fan-fic right now, so I do have plenty of time to do other things. 3. Even if I was that kind of person, what does that have to do with my fan-fic being "lame"? [Edited on 7/20/2006]
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sux you need a life insead of writing "fan fics" all the time. your probably at work and the only thing that keeps you goin for the 10 hours away from halo/halo 2 is writing a story about it. seriosly lame. LAAMMEEE
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lol that ending is funny.........and now i know what the hell is going on everyones sigs
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Good job Rare!! You made it so realistic!
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im new and i oh just need 13 more days until i can create a topic so i just want to use your topic plllllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssseeeeeeeeee
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Best.Fan-Fic.Ever.Have to read taming....of....hunters......
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awsome im geting an urge to make my own story
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Great story!!! Grunts are cool!
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That's cool how you turned multiplayer maps into Grunt and Elite bases. Good Job!!! : ) : )
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I think they're cool!!! good job writing Rare Spartan!!!!
