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Edited by The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]:
11/30/2019 4:52:05 PM
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Lee Talks To You: The Existential Power of Garlic Bread (Episode 1)
[quote][b]The Sheriff tucks you into bed and slumps into his rocking chair next to your night stand[/b][/quote]
Y'know I've always wondered what it would be like to be a duck. A meaningless existence, only good for swimming and other duck like things.
[i]*the fire snaps and cracks in the fireplace*[/i]
All dayyy, flap flap flap... All dayyy, quack quack quack...
[i]*rain crackles on the rooftop*[/i]
What's the point? Well, there's none. But in a way, it's poetic. Birds watch us. They know us. Maybe more than we know ourselves. Government operated services? Maybe. But if they're not, they worship us, while understanding their own power and place in the universe.
[i]*spurt of the febreeze fragrance machine*[/i]
All they have to look forward to is the garlic bread we lowly humans share with them. Are we pitying them? Or are we trying to befriend them to fill the void of loneliness in each one of our lives?
[i]*the rocking chair creaks*[/i]
I don't know. But one things for sure. Garlic Bread. The bridge between humanity and nature. Friends and enemies. Good and evil. Heroes and villains. Families and friends...
[i]*the oven alarm goes off*[/i]
Oh, that must be the cookies. Let me go take them out
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Can you quack? Can you quack like a duck when you...
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2 RepliesGarlic makes me gag. Also pickles. And beans. And coffee. Idk, the smell of those things alone makes me nauseous.
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*Happy DMG noises*
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Joking apart, If you feed the birds/animals etc, then you're a good person in my books.
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If I remember right, ducks have a corkscrew for a penis
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[quote]Oh, that must be the cookies. Let me go take them out[/quote] Were they molasses?
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“It’s the future “
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Well then
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Ducks are the secret behind auto correct, they appear when ever someone tries to say duck
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3 RepliesChocolate chip or Raisin Dad?
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Imagine sharing the sacred garlic cheesy bread with simple creatures such as ducks
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Sometimes when i close my eyes i can see the end of life on earth
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This reminds me of a Crash Test Dummies song...
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Bread is unhealthy for ducks. Don’t feed ducks bread.
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3 RepliesEdited by HiddenAlignment: 11/30/2019 5:47:56 PMBut bread is bad for the ducky ducks. It is not a bridge between humanity and the surviving species of animals that have managed to overcome humanity’s destruction. It is the fire that burns not just the bridge, but the entire opposing side. What I’m trying to say is, can we please stop going out on Saturday mornings to feed more of that garlic bread that you keep shopping for at 11:00 pm to those innocent animals? [spoiler]Fades Away[/spoiler]
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Edited by Loot: 11/30/2019 5:27:32 PM... I always thought ducks liked regular bread better, don't know how you know so much about duckies, but this post seems like the cause of a lack of n[i][/i]uttery... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
