After countless hours, and what seems to be endless days spent using Google Stradia, I have amassed a bunch of FRIEND, and I even met my Wife using google Stradia. Being one of my many only FRIEND, it was natural for us to develop feelings for each other to the point where it was comfortable to fart in front of each other without leaving the room or building up a "Hold it" sweat.
We decided to take things to the next level, and I would let her use Stradia without me, as we felt adventurous. We soon got married after that, and it was shortly thereafter that things got out of hand.
Without my Knowledge, she met someone while playing on Stradia. I was cool with it, I decided to let the person move in with us so all of us who makes up the Stradia users can be under one roof, it would make next level gaming so much easier.
Fast forward a couple of hours to 11-22-19, Aaah, i Remember this day like it was yesterday.... and I soon started getting spam in my inbox. Like, actual photos of spam, and people doing questionable stuff with it, when i got home, My house was covered in "FK YOU, I COULDNT COMPLETE MY STRYKES LUSER!" and "MER BOONTIES", I even got a " WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE" - which is quite obvious, I mean... the "STRADA SCUM" one really got to me, I mean it would mean that my wife and player number 3 would be associated with this, and it is unfair to call player number 3 Scum. I barely know it.
What I didn't get was what these people were on about? I mean I found a robot plushy thing burned and stuck to my wall, also had someone light a box of chickens on fire and someone wrote "GIT GUT, SEND BOB and VAGEN" in their own crap on my door.
I then realized i was being chastised for being a super cool Stradia User. Today I repainted my house, the yellow, red, green and blue is gone now and it is back to plain old white. I also took down the Stradia neon on my roof and took down all my Tod Howard wants you to play Fallout 76 posters.
I am trying to sell my house now, but unfortunately know one wants to buy it due to the fact that it smells like burnt stuff toys and shit. I think i have to cell my Tesla truck and throw in my house, wife and player number three with the Stradia account for free.
Thank you Stradia. You Ruined my life.
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2 RepliesCan you post that one about working at a pharmacy and the guy trying not to cough. You posted it over a year ago, I think. It was fuсking hilarious.
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Ok, how did I miss this shitpost?
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Hang on what boomer?
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How can stadia destroy something that’s nonexistent? [spoiler]I jest. You have a life.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesStale copypasta
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Sounds legit.
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Lmfaoooooo
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1 ReplyI have heard this story a 1,000 times. You’re not alone in this.