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10/21/2019 1:00:36 AM
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Taming a Hive knight (my crack pot theory)
Alright I've been holding this one in for YEARS, ever since we got the artifact of Timur back in rise of iron
As I'm sure you remember that artifact was able to temporarily make enemy combatants fight on your behalf, a feature I'd love to see return but hey screw me
ANYWHO! I've always wondered if it was possible to make "peace" with the Hive, a concept that in truth is super stupid and will never happen. But what if? So here's what I'm thinking, follow these steps
1. Grab a knight, a low ranking run of the mill knight you'd never think twice about
2. Hit him with Timur's SAUCE and make him yours
3. Feed him a bunch of orbs of light so that his worm can stay fed
4. Send him out to kill some thrall to please the sword logic
5. Hit him with the SAUCE again
6. Rinse and repeat
Congratulations you've tamed a knight (I hope), now that he isn't blinded by rage and worm worship you should be able to have a lovely conversation about all the innocent victims your new best friend killed before coming to Sol, all while chowing down on some deep fried orbs of light
[spoiler]yes yes I know, Timur's artifact probably can't actually make enemies fight for you in the lore. Afterall how would that work for the Vex? Regardless I just thought this was fun and a nice nostalgia trip[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyRather tame a hobgoblin. They're just adorable with their big horns, twin tails, and the little grunts/squeaks they make. I imagine an individualized vex unit would be much like Odo from Star Trek DS9. Just gotta find a way to disconnect them from the vex wifi.
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3 RepliesI’ve been thinking of something similar, you know how there’s been a bunch of hive branching off and worshiping who knows what, right? And how the vex made a shrine for headbutt-14 because they respected him for how dangerous he was to them, riiiight? If you can’t see where I’m going with this, then what if we done something that some of the Hive found so amazing that they started to worship us?
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1 Reply[quote]yes yes I know, Timur's artifact probably can't actually make enemies fight for you in the lore. Afterall how would that work for the Vex? [/quote] Hey if a 12 year old boy was able to make the T-800 have sympathy, I’m sure we can tame a minotaur.
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I’ve always wondered if it were possible to get to a baby Hive before they’re given their worms and teach them the ways of the Light.
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2 Replies<I'd tame a Hive Wizard...>
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Dwight the Knight doesn't want to be sent to combat zones anymore. He now hides in Recluse in a quiet corner at the Annex of the tower after Drifter was kind enough to offer him a sleeping bag.
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Trust me, they’re better off dead.
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1 ReplyBy the glory of the emperor! [spoiler]much nostalgia[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySo basically you are changing the hive's addiction from one thing to another.
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21 RepliesSince we are talking about “taming” I was hoping that after the red war incident, the fallen and guardians would team up to fight the cabal. Because in one of the mission, there was a fallen captain that didn’t want to fight you. I honestly thought this was a Star my of a collaboration. But I left the game and never found out what happened to the that Fallen Captain.
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1 ReplyThought this was gonna be an UwU thread...but remembered I wasn't on Reddit.
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The Hive aren’t blinded by worm worship. Feeding the worm is how they stay alive.
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2 RepliesMaybe i can do this with a Thrall and feed them enough orbs of light to make them into an Ascendant Hive
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1 ReplyActually it does allow you to control enemies in the lore.
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1 ReplyI like chicken crack pot pie :))
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1 Reply[i]*Drifter chuckles*[/i]
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2 RepliesWithout the SAUCE, you lost. But don’t get lost in the SAUCE
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7 RepliesHow cute you are using a knight for a pet. All hive are my pets.
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6 RepliesAw, is this your pet? He’s so cute! *gets stabbed by Cleaver* NO, BAD FLUFFY
