originally posted in:Order of the Papillon
*with a flash and a bang I appear on the floor. Legs crossed, a donut in hand and my other hand stretched out with a remote in it.*
Wait... this isn’t the TV remote!
*I get up*
/we were going to come here anyways/
Yeah but I wanted to relax first.
/too late/
*I chomp the donut in one and start walking around*
[spoiler]totally forgot there are italics so I don’t have to use // but I don’t wanna change that now...[/spoiler]
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Shows over. Check my comment.
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[spoiler]Just because you fell on your ass doesn't mean you have to stay there[/spoiler] *You walk down the quiet, windy streets. You see some humanoid figures ahead.*
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Oh! Humanoids! *I walk up* Hello! [i]seriously?[/i] what?
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*They are dead people. All of them are coated in glass.*
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Oh! Well. This just got awkward real quick. [i]terrible way to go[/i] Let’s hope we don’t end up having refectory preserved human taxidermies. *keeps walking down the road*
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*You spot several snowflake like glass constructs flying down the street and turning left on main street.*
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Huh... when in doubt, follow the mysterious glassy snowflakes. [i]thats not a thing[/i] Is now! *I run after them*
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*You see pieces of cars, walls and even the street getting sucked into a large glass construct. It looks like a larger version of the one you saw, except this one is making more small ones and is surrounded by them. Vegge is on top of the roof(the construct is 50 feet up) and he's talking with Cronos.*
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What the heck is this? What am I supposed to do here? (So it’s a giant glass snowflake? ...What does it look like again?)
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*It's a giant A$$ snowflake made of glass that's making more snowflakes that cover people and things in glass. Vegge is tearing hundreds of pieces out of him atm.*
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(Oh okay) *I take out my flamethrower. The light from the sun creates a gleam on my gas mask lens* I wonder if they burn! *I try it out on some smaller glassflakes. I aim at a group and let my blue holy flames engulf them*
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*The glass melts slowly, but you destroy several of them. They leave behind pools of glass that solidify rapidly.*
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They DO burn!! Hahaha! *I twirl around through the glassflakes with my flamethrower and begin melting glassflakes upon glassflakes like a dancer.* Wohooooo [i]i think you’re having too much fu-[/i] It’s been a while since I’ve been on a good flame spree! [i]flame spree? I don’t recall-[/i] Yeah it’s been that long.
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*As you spin two snowflakes slice into you. Glass begins to cover your body from the wounds. Left shoulder and right calf are the points of injury*
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*I stop twirling.* Oh shoots, they actually do something. [i]not surprising[/i] *I rip the glass off the wounds* That sucks. Ow. I’ll get over that... *I jump out of the swarm with such force it creates a small dent in the street* [spoiler][i](For future reference: I have a un-ripabale, un-flammable, un-puncturable, and long trench coat on. It prevents cuts but it gives as much protection from blunt force as a cotton blanket. So broken bones are inevitable sometimes. But let’s say at least the right leg one went under the trench...)[/i][/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I gotchu. I want that trenchcoat irl[/spoiler] *You jump out of the storm, but the glass begins to cover your hand(s)*
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*I clench my hands to break the glass* I don’t want gloves! I already have gloves on! *I back off a bit farther from the storm and look for a tall building close by to climb* I need to get the higher ground! High ground always works!
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*There is no higher ground. The town hall is underneath it, and the construct has begun to glow brighter and rise with nasty, long spikes extended*
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*gasp* No! *sigh* *I pull out a new longsword with a small shoulder rest looking pommel and gun grip looking hand guards. There is even a trigger by one hand guard. There is a long pipe I the middle of two blades segmented by one inch increments. What oh what can this weapon do?* I will do what I must.
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[spoiler]Intense music plays as the construct rises higher[/spoiler]
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*destroys the construct with the power of figurative high ground* ... [spoiler]i’m kidding *I pull out six’s revolver and shoot the construct with explosive rounds* Stop growing![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]In an alternate reality you destroy the glass construct. Everyone dies from the immense amount of glass shrapnel flying through their bodies. You stopped the corruption, but at what cost?[/spoiler] *You blast it, but the glass keeps reforming bigger and sharper. It seems to be almost fully charged by the light it is giving off*
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[spoiler][i]everything[/i]...[/spoiler] Huh... well when in doubt. *pulls out remote* Air strike... [i]wait what?[/i] Kidding. ATMM Drop! *I push a button and a small crate teleports next to me* There we go! *I open the crate and am immediately blinded by angelic light* [i]is that what I think it is?[/i] Yes my friend *I hold the object up in my hands* I present to you, THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH!!! [i]wow[/i] Now then, let’s make quick work of this. Might not kill it but sure will damage it! *I pull the pin* One... two... FI- [i]three[/i] right, THREE!!! *I chuck it at the construct like a high speed missile. It explodes upon impact followed by a heavenly light and an angelic chorus.*
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[spoiler]You do realize if you destroy it, everyone in this rp, and I mean EVERYONE dies, right?[/spoiler]