🚀 As his ship draws near to Mercury He ponders what he is going to say to Brother Vance The Pants. He knows that he must confess his sins in the Hope's that his heavy burden will be lifted and his guilt to subside. 🤪 Brodder Vance it's me Elmer! Are you dare? 👳‍♂️ Yes Mr. Fudd you may approach. What may I ask brings you all the way here? 🤪 Oh my new ship I got from that Liverwurst Lady in the Tower. 👳‍♂️ I didn't mean that Mr. Fudd I ment...oh Never mind! What troubles you My Son? 🤪 Are you my long lost Daddy? 👳‍♂️ No that was just an expression of... Ahhhhhh IDIOT do you have something to ask of me or NOT? 🤪 I should not have wistened to dat scwewball wabbit. He said it was the best way to farm for material. 👳‍♂️ Said what Mr. Fudd? 🤪 AFK da Forge! 👳‍♂️Explain what exactly did he tell you to do? 🤪Well I was eating a hot bowl of Waman noodles minding my own business when I heard dis voice from behind me say: 🐰 Hey kid Come over here! Do you what to know a shortcut to get you all the resources you will need for Shadow Keep? 🤪 Oh Boy! Do I ever! 🔊Elmer Happily skips over to the rabbit. 🐰 For 100,000.00 Glimmer I'll tell you all you need to know. 🤪 Oh ok sounds like a good deal. 🐰Good. Just go see my dot faced friend upstairs and buy a full set of her crappie armor and weapons. Go to the 1st. Forge in the EDZ and get yourself killed right away. Don't worry your Ghost will revive you later. BABAM! Just like that you get what you want. Just keep doing that for a Month or so and your good. 🔊Elmer Excitedly hands over the Glimmer and claps and sings all the way upstairs to Hawthorne. 🤪 So you see Mr. Pants I didn't wealize I would be scwewing over Guardians that were twying to beat the Forge and needed my help! My Cwan kicked me out, because I weally wasn't being an active member. Oh what will I do Mr. Pants? What will I do❓You gotta help me Mr. Pants! 🔊Brother Vance smacks Elmer to his seances. 👳‍♂️You have committed an Agregious offense Mr. Fudd. I am afraid you are doomed to forever game with squeakers now as your punishment. 🤪 No❗No not dat❗ Anthing, but Dat❗ 🔊Brother Vance bursts into laughter slapping his knees so hard he's Disguise falls off. 🤪 Hey your not Brother Vance❗ Your dat scwewball WABBIT❗ 🐰 Well you got me there Doc. 🤣 🔊Well this might not be cheating, but in my opinion it screws up other gamers trying to beat the Forges. So many AFK farmers that it's becoming an issue that bungie should address. Anyway this was my nontoxic way to make a point with Humor. 😂🤣