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8/31/2019 7:13:42 PM
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DemonWeb Press Conference
*In a large cold stone chamber I rest on my throne. Several microphones and cameras have been set up. A portal open to the capitol of Offtopic is open at the other end of the room. Several reporter crews are filing in and taking their seats.*
"Good afternoon gents. I am certain you are all aware of this Cronos and his evil plans while the apocalypse rages in another dimension. I am here to announce and swear I will protect Offtopic from his heinous intentions until the heroes return, whereupon I this oath is null and void. Questions begin now."
[spoiler]Y'all are now news reporters. Ask questions of this announcement or things related to Offtopic.[/spoiler]
English
#Offtopic
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But what about when the heros return?
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2 Replies“Uh, whovare deze ‘ervoes yeu spek ov?”
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15 RepliesWhy are you defending Offtopic? The Chiss Ascendancy has already agreed to defend Offtopic to the last. What makes you want to defend Offtopic?
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2 RepliesWHAT’S THE MEANING OF LIFE
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1 Reply*A woman in a cloak and hood stands up* And when, pray tell, are the heroes of Offtopic due to return?
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2 RepliesAre there going to be any more auctions? Exotic materials are very difficult to come by [spoiler][i]My will is not my own[/i][/spoiler]
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6 RepliesEdited by Ace Night Owl: 8/31/2019 7:35:45 PM*A representative of the Eclipse arrives.* “And due to the unfortunate nature of needing time and space to stay as it currently is we must swear to [i]protect[/i] the realm of Offtopia. We will not work with heros and we will not stop our current work but we will [i]protect[/i] this land.”
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10 RepliesCan I microwave it with tinfoil inside of it?
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8 RepliesEdited by PTheGamer: 8/31/2019 7:19:28 PMA flash of light, and Cronos stands in front of you. He narrows his eyes. "Is that a challenge, Lolth?"
