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Edited by superskybro:
8/16/2019 9:00:18 PM
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Calvin the Colossus
And so continues my annual checkup on the Colossus behind the lighthouse on Mercury, and I'm pleased to announce!... Nothing changed.
I gotta give it to him, even after loosing two Primus' over the course of a year he's still loyal to the red Legion and hasn't joined Calus in any way. He's still protecting that empty chest and watching the Vex outside the map in silence
One day Calvin... One day
[spoiler]why is this on trending!? Calvin you mad lad![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesDon't forget Owen the Odynom. He just sits there eating his sandwich, minding his own business, not caring that we murder his Taken brethren, and we guardians go slap it out of his hand. Everytime.
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16 RepliesFirst we had Randal A vandal great and strong Now we have Calvin Of a legion now long gone The first one plagued the Shore Forgotten The latter fought on a planet misbegotten Randal fights with unmatched brawn While Calvin defends as a mastodon Both of different race and team Turned by guardians into a meme
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1 ReplyAnd I still can’t find him. Apparently he’s good at camouflage as well
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1 ReplyWho cares loser
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3 RepliesForget all that! Trevor Forever! The lone killer cheese grater of guardians that dare to try and pass by him!
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5 RepliesDoes anyone know the name of the cursed trall in the second to last space of the savathuns song strike? The last one on the right you know the one. Does he have a name? Community assembled!!!!! My vote is for Kevin the name of the orginal predator actor. (Clickty click click) plus Kevin the cursed has a ring to it.... any other suggestions???????
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3 RepliesThe first time I found him it surprised me that bungie put a colossus back there. Also, where is Hobbes?!?
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4 RepliesLook, Greg (The ogre on titan), you’re cool and all, but Calvin knows what true loyalty is.
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1 ReplyCabal never surrender... they come home victorious or die trying!
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[quote]And so continues my annual checkup on the Colossus behind the lighthouse on Mercury, and I'm pleased to announce!... Nothing changed. I gotta give it to him, even after loosing two Primus' over the course of a year he's still loyal to the red Legion and hasn't joined Calus in any way. He's still protecting that empty chest and watching the Vex outside the map in silence One day Calvin... One day [spoiler]why is this on trending!? Calvin you mad lad![/spoiler][/quote] What about Larry the Legionare? Seth the Centurion? Duke and lady Fairchild, bestest war hounds? Hoe bout the fallen? Captain Carl? Willy the walker pilot? Malcolm the marauder? What about the vex? Horice the hobgoblin? Simon the Centaur? WHAT ABOUT THEM?!
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What a Legend???
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7 RepliesLet us not forget about Randall’s cousin and pet shank hanging out in the upper corner of the Sunken Isles. He’s a bit random though. Sometimes I can melt him, other times he’s a damn tank.
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Oh yeah, I wondered why that enemy was out of place. Great he has a name and a purpose. Good to know.
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Just imagine, when we find a Vex like that, we’ll have to call him Victor the Vex
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4 RepliesCalvin should be the hunter vanguard. He deserves a promotion 😔
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It’s [b][u]LOSE![/u][/b]
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1 ReplyWhat a legend
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1 ReplyI've killed him every time i've visited mercury so there's more than one, Cabal are clones anyway....i think.
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1 ReplyFirst time I encountered Calvin I jumped out of my skin, -blam!- spawned right on top of me and I screamed for about 7 minutes straight
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1 ReplyI like Carlos more than Calvin
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5 RepliesWhat happened to Calvin's buddy Hobbes? Don't tell me....no....I don't want to hear it....
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1 ReplyActually I heard some leaks that Calvin’s gonna be the final raid boss
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1 ReplyCalvin will eventually enter the lighthouse and become an enlightened follower of Osiris.
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3 RepliesSo i was today years old when I learnt there's been a Colossus hiding behind the Lighthouse all this time.
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I love it!
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1 ReplyEdited by Oinkthebaconking: 8/16/2019 8:57:32 PMThe true OP Colossus. First time I went back there I got shredded. I was like "damn."
