Yeah I was playing basketball with a dude today and I made him flinch and get out of his rhythm, I started talking a little trash he then told me to go to hell. Would that be such a bad thing?
In hell they have:
Rock/Heavy metal music
Barbecue
Free heating
Hippies
Pokémon
Some kinky ass stuff
Party people
Basically everyone from offtopic
And plenty of weed
In heaven they have boring old people and dogs.
[spoiler]This is not meant to offend any entity. I do not hate you for believing in religion. Ok? Got it?[/spoiler]
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Edited by Altmith: 7/29/2019 3:38:06 PMReminds me of Good Omens. “What are you going to do for eternity? All the great composers are down there. You haven’t even gotten to hear their best work. What do you have? I think the Almighty likes The Sound of Music. For eternity. Do you know how long that is? Imagine a bird flying across the universe to a mountain. It sharpens its beak with a single peck. Then it flies back across the universe. In all the time it would take that bird to wear the mountain down, one peck at a time, endless flights between. In all that time... You would still be watching The Sound of Music.” [spoiler]half remembered quote is half remembered[/spoiler]