But did you know that the wood chuck has a name? His name is Chuck Wood. Now, Chuck Wood the wood chuck who chucks wood would only chuck wood when he could. When he couldnt, he wouldn't and the wood would remain unchucked by Chuck. No one really knows how much wood Chuck Wood the wood chuck chucks because he would only chuck wood when he could. So the question remains unknown how much wood Chuck Wood the wood chuck chucks if and when he could.