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Edited by xxx: 6/1/2019 12:06:57 AM
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Deep in the frozen lair of Queen Elsa, I mean NIL, a tiny little gem began to tremble as the green glow started to grow brighter and brighter! The webs were shaking hard enough that Her children started to fall like a steady, 8-legged freak rain, body rupturing as they hit the floor. As the ice and stone began to crack, fissures forming in the floor and the walls, the stone exploded with the rage of an undead monster given voice after long centuries repressed and chained in the twisted psyche of a deranged Prophet. "I have been betrayed!! Thou sought to trick me and use mine own flesh for your schemes, thou pale shadow of mine glorious friend!! Thou shalt know my wrath and taste a bite that will bring thee to be entwined with The Lord of Entropy Himself, forever more! And with no benevolent Cookie God to spare thee as I was spared!" boomed through the cavern as The Xombie exploded out of the Gem, his massive dragon winged battle axe clenched in his human hand and a sickly glowing green nimbus of power wreathing his skeletal left hand. "First things first, little shadow of The Little Witch, I shall set your Master free and give Her the Blessing She has granted me so many times before!" With that, the sickly light leapt from his clawed fingers and melted away the spiderwebs, faster and faster as the Entropy gained speed and power from all it ate, including the remaining spiders that had stayed within the webbing, until Xombie's friend was revealed in Her woefully weakened state and fell, to be caught by xronad, a single trear sliding down his cheeck at Her state. In a small, pained & whipsering voice, he said, "Oh Little Witch, please tell me that life yet resides in thy weakend frame! I am mortally sorry I was not here to protect you and my followers in the Church didst not know of thy plight.......hold but a moment more while I regain some of mine strength & restore thee....." as he laid her desiccated and tortured form upon the floor. As he ate some molasses cookies and ndrank some rum, he let all his illusions drop to conserve power. The rich black mane of hair turned into a steel gray, the beard following suit. His right eye returned to its normal green and the skeletal eye socket dimmed from the raging green flame to a flkickering green ember. The line was clear to see now, the right half of his body was still human, older and worn down, while the left side was mostly a skeleton, with a few pieces of dried flesh clinging to the yellowing bones. Xombie took the time to gently remove the thread binding the true NIL's lips closed, smoothed out her limbs and drapped his black flowing robes over NIL to maintain Her modesty. Once the task was complete, xronad grabbed his Axe from the floor and whispered, "Drac-Khan, my honored ancestor, hear my call and give unto me the power & focus I need to revive my friend, my boon companion, MY Little Witch and allow me to right a grievous error on my part! Hear my Call! Oh Bernthal, God of the On True Cookie and High Lord of Entropy, Punisher of The Wrong and Leader of Zombie Hordes! HEAR ME!! Grant me this request and watch as I rain down destruction the like of which these Lands have never seen, IN YOUR NAME!!" With an agonized, choking whisper, the green glow blew through the ceiling, into the dragon headed axe, pounding the xombie into the floor and finally......out through his hand and into the Chest of NIL, the Little Witch, True Mother of Darkness, The Unbroken One! NIL's body slowly healed, the Entropy working its way throughout her whole system, restoring her to the former glory she had and pushing her to max power and beyond!! As the power ebbed and for but a faint moment, Xronad stood there, whole, human and worn out. A broken man wrapped in worn black leather pants, black boots with blackened copper chains upon them and a loose flowing black shirt, each item torn and full of holes, before the power flashed and Xombie stood there, his usual self and that crooked smile upon his lips, said, " Come now Little Witch, no time to be laying about in bed! We need to go spank Elsa and give her a time out! Fear of living on, natives getting restless now, mutiny in the air, got some death to do. mirror stares back hard, Kill, it is such a friendly word, seems the only way, of reaching out and reminding these folks that we are not to be trifled with! Speaking of trifle, I wonder how that dessert would taste with molasses mixed in...... By the way, have you seen my little Dwarven buddy who picks up the bar tab? He seems to be conveniently missing as we start to march forth..."
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  • As Xronad knelt by the still lifeless body of the witch, a terrible scream of rage echoed throughout the Underworld and the Spire began to rumble. Then, the roof exploded outward, the rubble floating in the perpetual blizzard above, and the Queen of the Underworld flew into the chamber, her glowing sapphire eyes locked on the Xombie, warscythe in hand. Xronad stood and rose his battle axe to block the Queens attack, the clashing of their weapons resounding across realms as thunder, and quickly retaliated with a knee to her guy. The Queen fell back a step and they circled each other. The Prophet roared and swung his axe through the air in front of him to create a wave of green flame. The Queen spun her scythe in front of her and a wall of ice deflected the wave, but Xronad charged through it and sunk his axe deep into her right shoulder. The Queen laughed, "You can't kill Death, fool!" She reached for the human half of the Xombies face, but an aura of green flame prevented her from touching his flesh. He smiled, "Bernthal protects me, [b][i]pretender[/i][/b]!" But as he said the words, he could feel the aura fading and his smile wavered... Xronad swung his axe and flung the Queen through a column of oily black stone. She rose, her wound already healed, and in the blink of an eye her scythe was in Xronads gut. He roared and backhanded her away, but she used the momentum to slash at him. He deflected with his axe, again and again and again they traded blows. Each clang of their weapons a crash of thunder in the Mortal Plane. Their battle shown in the clouds above Offtopic. Finally, the Prophet brought his burning axe down upon the Queens scythe and cut it in two. The Queen stumbled back and the Xombie advanced to finish the fight, but the Queen had other tricks. She waved her hand and a wall of icicles grew from the floor, the tips inches from his face. Wave upon wave of ice pushed the prophet back before the Queen leapt into the air above him, arms to the sky. Xronad prepared to meet her with his axe, but then saw the smile on her face and the avalanche of snow behind her. He rushed to the body of the witch and covered her with his own as they were buried. He rose, pushing the snow off his back and stood over the witch as the blizzard swirled around them. Through the white out Xombie could see the blue glow of the Queens eyes. Then she'd laugh and reappear behind him, to the left, the right, "Argh!" He looked down to his leg and saw a spike of ice. Another flew for his face, and another. Xronad gripped his axe with both hands and roared an explosion of green flame to clear the chamber. He looked around for the Queen, axe at the ready, and felt a pain through his chest as the scythe once again whole pierced his heart from behind. As the blessing of Bernthal struggled to fight back against the Queens power, she whispered into his ear, "First you, then your God!" He looked down to the body of his friend with sadness and then noticed a mirror across the chamber near the throne. The witch stood within, eyes closed, a single tear of blood running down her cheek, speaking something he couldn't quite hear, and suddenly he was falling through darkness. Xronad opened his eyes to see the familiar roof of his temple. He stood and looked around to see it empty, save for the still lifeless body of the little witch next to him.

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    I stood slowly, worn out and glad I was immune to pain. I looked down at my friend, the Little Witch laying there looking so small and fragile..... So I scooped her up like I would my own child and carried her to my chambers. As I lay her upon my bed, I grinned, knowing she would smack me when she regained consciousness. She would survive though and it was the safest room in the Temple. I stroked her hair back like I used to do for my little girl and made sure she had no fever. Even with all the power I had poured into her, she still was not fully restored. "Do not worry Little Witch, you are safe here. Despite how powerful your Aspect has grown, she is still not strong enough to defeat Bernthal or the layers of protection upon his Temple. You rest here whilst I marshal our forces. I was foolish and angry to think I could defeat her without being at full strength and even then, I think she has grown beyond even my powers. Gather your strength and be prepared for war, for now that this is started, it will not end until one side is dead and all we can hope is that these lands survive the destruction this battle will undoubtedly rain down." I said in a very somber tone. As I stood and stretched once more, feeling the power of Bernthal seep into my bones, healing me, I walked across the darkened chamber to an old armoire and pulled out fresh clothes. I needed a shower, some rum & cookies and then to rally my forces. The time had come for Aspect to learn the true nature of The Xombie and Bernthal, as well as the might our friends and hopefully, even her own mother......... Okay reader, I am getting nood, gotta shower, so stop being all pervy and let me get clean, sheesh! You act like you have never seen a xombie in assless chaps before! Shoo, shoo, go on now! Go watch Godzilla or Detective Pikachu, seriously. It is getting so an undead guy can't even get a shower in peace around here!!

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    Don't worry, I will have your ma read it out in moans while I service her tomorrow night!

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  • She’s too drunk for that...

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    She won't be when I am with her!

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  • [quote]She won't be when I am with her![/quote] She’d have to be, for you to be with her. Besides she needs a man that can use both hands and you’ve got only one..

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    Both hands work well below shoulder level, so she will be satisfied, as always. As for the drunk part, she is always drunk on the Big O after I leave her, bwa-hahahaha

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  • Big O huh? The only big O you can give is “O my god”! Is that all you got??

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    That is what happened the one time you dropped your britches in front of her 😂🤣

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  • This isn’t about me, this is about you..

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    This is about your jealousy of anyone sporting more than a millimeter peter, lol.

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  • So

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    Lol

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  • Wish I could give more than 1 like.

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  • He doesn’t deserve any props...

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    Jealous much?

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    Thanks Hoss, it is greatly appreciated! I could not have done this without having such a great writer like NIL to inspire me!

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  • I'm planning on writing my D&D diaries again with my newest campaign when we get back together later this month. It sounds like it's going to be a Fantasy Western? Idk.

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  • Edited by xxx: 6/2/2019 6:51:15 PM
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    Fantasy western could be very, very cool. Matter of fact, I just read a book about that titled, Straight Outta Tombstone. It has a bunch of different authors doing short stories and it is very good. [spoiler]It was an e-book[/spoiler]

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    Too bad that is a something you will never here about Juan de Pepe 😂🤣

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  • [quote]Too bad that is a something you will never here about Juan de Pepe 😂🤣[/quote] But I can dream...

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    Yes, yes you can! In the meantime, keep tucking like Buffalo Bill! 😂🤣

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