Ladies and gentlemen! Aristocrats and busybodies! Lend me your ears! Dust off those eyes balls and behold my latest and greatest creation! For today all your circus related dreams will come true, the clowns are prepped! The elephants fed! And all the acrobats are ready to stretch... Boys and girls? Who wants to be the ringleader? -blam!- -blam!- haaaa... INTRODUCING! the Ringleader Baton MK-77, the 77 is silent. Utilizing advanced mental manipulation waves this simple staff goes from a colorful conversation piece to a NON STOP CIRCUS EXTRAVAGANZA! Just point the baton at some gloomy two shoes and watch as they go from stuck up crown to crazy clown! A sniveling diva to a ballerina! And so much more!!! Order now and we'll through in this vintage top hat for free! It acts as an amplifier for your Ringleader Baton MK-77 mind contro-I MEAN PERSUASION BEEMS! and it also works as a very snazzy fashion statement Only $25.99! Order now! Now! Now! [spoiler] disclaimer: Dr Wondertainment is not responsible for any malicious actions that the Ringleader Baton MK-77 may assist in. Prolonged exposure to the Ringleader Baton MK-77 can result in delirium, psychosis, amnesia, and migraines [/spoiler]