You are serving alcoholic beverages to minors
Police, arrest this man!
But I’ll take an old fashioned first
English
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That’s funny... [b][i]I am the law here[/i][/b] <Draws revolver and points it at you> Now are you going to order something or leave peacefully?
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*smashes chair over customer* *drunken bar-fight ensues*
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Jokes on you, I’m a master illusionist. <Everyone stops fighting and goes back to normal and I throw you out> No starting fights!
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You threw out the wrong guy
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No that’s because your not looking at it right. Besides, you gonna order something or just cause chaos here?