I'll take an order of fish.
And some advice, if you have some.
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<slides a fish> I hear that some guy has been going around plotting to destroy the brotherhood. I think it’s nonsense but might be something worth looking into.
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Hmm, that's helpful, but not quite what I needed. It seems every time some something big happens in here, I get corrupted by the bad guy, and turned into one myself. Since it seems everyone wants me to be evil, should I just switch sides?
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Nah, being evil is hard. You have to scheme and think of plans and stuff, even being a minion is a pain because you might be murdered at any moment because BBEG is angry. I recommend trying to stay neutral. A lot more fun because you can help either side or both if you so choose.
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I guess you're right. I was only thinking of cutting out the middle man, not the consequences of being willingly evil.
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Besides the brotherhood is a strong choice for being good anyway
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You're right. I wasn't thinking straight. Thanks for helping me out. *hands you $35* Can I get two orders of fish to go?
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Sure. <hands two takeout boxes> See you around. Oh yeah if you can get me a new brotherhood flag, I want to hang it next to the banjo on the wall.
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No problem. I'll grab you one.
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Thanks.