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5/19/2019 5:36:14 PM
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Why don't the kids in The Polar Express have names?
Don't ask me why I'm watching a children's Christmas movie in the middle of May. That's not important. What [i]is[/i] important, is the fact that only one kid has a name. What the fu[i]c[/i]k
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Never seen that movie and this thread is still funny
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4 RepliesDo you name your food?
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Of course they have names, like: Loser, Female, Doesn't-Talk, hobo Jesus, and H O T C H O C O L A T E
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Never name anything you might have to kill one day.
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2 Replies🎵hot hot! Yeah we got it! Hot hot! Oh! We got it! Hot hot! Hot chocolate!🎵[spoiler]dont ask why[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThat's a good question. I wish there was an answer besides Real world answer: [spoiler]It was meant to be vaguely artsy or mystical[/spoiler] Joke answer: [spoiler]Oh the characters all had names. There was Tom Hanks, and Tom Hanks, and Tom Hanks, and lastly Tom Hanks[/spoiler]
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Apparently the only names we know of is the main characters sister (Sarah) and the lonely kid, Billy. This is according to imdb at least.
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Because they were forgettable.
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Edited by Verdigris: 5/20/2019 5:17:31 PMThe whole story is a dream
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1 ReplyThey rejected their slave names
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3 RepliesStranger Danger. They were taught well.
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4 RepliesI played the video game awhile back. Found it surprisingly entertaining.
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"Names are things other people give you. What's important is we have a place we can call "home".
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7 RepliesBecause only that kid is special. The rest of those and us -blam!-bags are not special at all. And don’t give me that “my mommy said I’m special” -blam!-, every kid’s mom says that, which only supports my point. I’m a strong supporter of the Incredible’s philosophy that if everyone is special, then no one is, and saying everyone’s special is just a nice and polite way of saying no one is. [spoiler]In case it isn’t obvious, I’m kidding. I don’t actually believe any of the stuff I just said, I just wanted to crack the joke. To those of you who still respond, I have one thing to say to you. baited[/spoiler]
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Because Santa wanted to protect their privacy.
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Because it`s a horrible movie don`t @ me
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Because that kid was more important than the others for [i]some[/i] reason
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No, they have names, it's Hero Boy and Hero Girl. Also there's Know-it-all kid. [spoiler]That's just according to the credits. [/spoiler]
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I think it is so that you can imagine they are you.
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3 Replies“Do you know what kind of train this is?”
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16 RepliesI’ve never seen that movie....
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[b][i]THESE TICKETS ARE NOT TRANSFERABLE.[/i][/b]
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Because child slavery
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1 Reply[i]Hot Chocolate[/i]
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All I got was a stupid pair of underpants
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Why are you watching a children’s Christmas movie in the middle of May [spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
