here i find myself, standing in an oddish location...
the industrial steam running through the pipes and the Neon glow of Orange and Purple reflect off of the copper casings... i know now that i am home, this is a place for me.
Me: - "Alexa, Scan Jukebox for Mumford and Sons"
Alexa: - "Scanning Jukebox for : - [i]Midgets with Guns[/i]"
Me: - "Alexa! No -Listen, just look for the [i]Song Sweet little Lion man![/i]"
Alexa: - "Did you mean - Wizard of Oz"
Me: - "NO for F*CK sake I Meant, you know... Just Forget it.."
Alexa: - "Now Playing - [i]Simple Minds - Don't you forget about me[/i]"
Me: - "why do I even...", *shakes head* - Barkeep old Sport! give me a Splash of Single Malt and Fill up this Jug with your Finest Honey Ale!"
Alexa: - "Now Downloading - Gatsby Mod for Skyrim by Creation Club - do you want me to Install Mod on all Devices?"
Me: - "Alexa - for F*CK Sake to you Ever stop man?"
Alexa: - "Searching for Man F*CKING Steak without Stopping"
Me: - "What have i Done"...
English
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<<looks up from bar>> Yours doesn’t have a laser guided missile right?
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No... it comes from Amazon
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Alright good, the last time someone brought in one it blew a hole in my arm.
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i once had my arm blew me.
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Nice, robot arms can do whatever you need
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3 settings 1) - Tingle 2) - Tease 3) - Please!