If you can narrow it down to one sentence, that's even better. Here are three suggestions for how to shape the description: 1. Trivialize the plot. 2. Give it a clever renaming. 3. Call to attention a famous/infamous aspect of the game. Here are mine: FEAR 3: A little known fact is that when women have contractions, helicopters fall out of the sky every five minutes. Reach: Grab some milk while you're out, won't you? Castlevania Harmony of Despair: It lagged so hard that Dracula became invisible, Soma started flying around the map, and suddenly Dracula was dead. Halo Wars: SCARABONLINEGRIZZLYTANKMOVINGHAWKUPODSTREADYTODROPYOURFORTYSIXTHOUSANDEIGHTHUNDREDANDFIFTYTHREESUPERUBEREPICMEGAULTRAHYPERAWESOMEUNITSAREREADY BlazBlue Continuum Shift: ICE CARS OF GIGANTIC SCIENCE AND BEES OF JUSTICE CARNAGE -APPLES- SCISSORS Record of Agarest War: Claiming boobs in the name of the next generation. (Although nothing will ever compete with its tagline: Massive Wars, Bountiful Women, and a Cornucopia of Debauchery.) Trouble Witches Neo: W-welcome to the...p-pumkin girl shop... Castlevania Symphony of the Night: DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS... Backdash backdash backdash backdash.... WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF...DERP METAMORPHOSIS Bulletstorm: Speaking of d1ck-killing parties... Castle Crashers: I have a floating chicken. Ace Combat 6: 200% more Rail Guns of Doom. I have a girly pink and black plane that shoots pink missiles and has a cute anime girl on its wings. Your argument is invalid. Bad Company 2: Lighting matches makes the dawn come faster. Mass Effect 2: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. FEAR 2: Alma...she wants...to ride you...I mean consume you... Project Sylpheed: Where starfighters can destroy entire fleets and carry missiles bigger than them. Triggerheart Exelica: Girls in revealing suits fly around and shoot stuff. Dead Space 2: Shooting rockets gives you flaming rings of Science. And then Nicole was a zombie. Dead Space: Routine repair mission...ha...haha...HAHAHA.... Gears of War 2: WHO WANTS TOAST? Gears of War: SATELLITE LASERS Tales of Vesperia: We don't have cartography. BlazBlue Calamity Trigger: THE REAL ESTATE IS BURNING. LEBEL ONE. ACKSHUN. DeathSmiles: Cute gothic loli chicks fight TyrannoPedoSatan in an effort to return to a land where they can be valley girls. Wet: RUBI RAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEE Red Faction Guerrilla: Unfortunately, while your hammer can bring down buildings, it is incapable of harming the generic Martian landscape. Problems? X-Blades: Nearly naked blonde chick with tan skin who's named Ayumi even though she has the most hilarious, stereotypical white girl voice ever runs around with gunblades in search of artifacts and ends up finding some guy she thinks is cute and is forced to make a tough decision that almost cannot be solved with boobs alone. Halo 3 ODST: And then it was raining. Tekken 6: You know you wish your girlfriend was a hot android chick with retractable chainsaws on her wrists, rocket boots and rocket fists. Admit it. Lost Planet: It's as cold as a Yuki-Onna's.... Halo 3: You form an uneasy alliance with a bitter rival, form a battle-born bond of brotherhood and fight against bad poetry and stop the universe from exploding...again. Star Ocean 4: Your rail guns are useless against insects, so use a sword. It's perfectly logical. Assassin's Creed: I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THAT. Command and Conquer 3: IT'S OVER 9000 PLANETARY ASSAULT CARRIERS. Mercenaries 2: Standing on top of a skyscraper and calling in an air strike from a stealth bomber. Mirror's Edge: Just running ALL THE TIME. FEAR: F**k Everything And Run Dead or Alive 4: Counter jiggle physics with counters to your counter that countered their counter and counters more counters. Bad Company: Retirement. You can not haz it. Far Cry 2: I ain't got time for Malaria. Magna Carta 2: At some point during development, someone had an epiphany that Princess Rzephillda Grena Berlinette was a mouthful, so they just decided to call her Zephie. Bayonetta: Pole-dancing has combat uses. Mass Effect: This is what would happen if Squidward took the form of a giant sentient starship. GTA IV: *Cop comes out of nowhere, with a shotgun, and blows your head off. You come back to life, walk into the street and get run over. You attempt to limp your way to the hot dog stand on the other side, get clipped by another car and finally make it to the stand, whereupon a cop comes out of nowhere, with a shotgun...* Modern Warfare 2: Corridor shooting. Obligatory helicopter ride. Obligatory UAV section. Snowmobile jump that kicks physics in the face. Betrayal or something. Russians. Half-Life 2: Pushing buttons requires a degree from Harvard. Zombies want their icing. Mysterious creepy dude in a suit blathers cryptic nonsense. There are homicidal turkeys. KOTOR: You awake to find you have no memory of who you are. Some hot, bratty Jedi chick with a sexy accent named Bastila and some dude named Carth accompany you as you go about realizing you are their worst enemy. But you ditch the yellow eyes and red lightsaber in favor of boobies. Star Wars Battlefront 2: THERMALDETONATORTHERMALDETONATORTHERMALDETONATOR Star Wars Battlefront: Running over Vader in an X-wing. Now it's your turn! [Edited on 07.13.2011 11:14 AM PDT]