“...I see movement in the dark. I can’t tell what it is yet... actually, it looks like a lot of things in the dark... and they’re coming straight toward us? Gary, are you recording this? Can you tell what they are? No? Well, they’re almost here. If they’re hostile, I’m sure we’ll be able to beat them back, because,” [i]hhhzzzhh[/i] *static*. ... ... ... ... “If anyone can hear this, send backup immediately! There are zombies, I repeat, there are zombies inside Offtopic! But these don’t seem normal, and... wait, what’s that? That gigantic thing out in the darkness? And, the dead bodies are being resurrected! Whatever that thing is is doing it! Gary, we’d better get out of here before... Gary! Behind you! Run!!!“ *panting* ”They’ve gotten Gary. He’s one of them now. And some of thess zombies seem remarkably fast, but I don’t...” [i]cczzhh[/i] *static* ... ... ... ... ... ... [spoiler][b][i]Join us...[/i][/b][/spoiler]