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Edited by Sealed Graffiti:
4/29/2019 5:13:53 AM
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Story time 🕛🕛 sisters 💁♀️💁♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged 😩😩 and it played bad guy out loud 🔊🔊so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls 👭 👭 were completely vibing to it💏💏 and they were like slayyyyy🔪🔪sisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣️🗣️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK 😳😳and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life 🙏🙏 i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella👴👴 and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖♀️🧖♀️ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful 💣💣" and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞♂️🧞♂️ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan👹👹well i wasn't going to let blasphemy😡😡go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell🔙🔙 and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"😜😜but then i felt an evil force rising😳😳it was xxxtentacion😲😲 he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦♀️🤦♀️ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won 😉😉 and spread World peace ✌️✌️ so anyway that's the TEA sisters ☕☕stay tuned for my fenti beauty 💄💄 giveaway 🎉🎉and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗
[spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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This post tastes like bleach and seppuku 👍
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1 ReplyPosts like these make me admire the void
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3 RepliesThese are the times I wish I had emojis on my laptop
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3 RepliesWhat cursed entity typed this
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4 RepliesSoooo. you are muslim, you like billie, and you had a bad acid trip
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1 ReplyNever has there been a post that made me hurt like that. Cringe, sure, but that just -blam!-in [i]hurt.[/i]
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... Wuuuuuut..?
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3 RepliesI actually like Billie Eilish but I’m a dude so does that make me female
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3 RepliesI was able to say I had never thought of murder, but now because of this post you just took that away from me thanks buddy.
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13 RepliesDidn't your mama ever tell you that if you can't post something nice, to not post anything at all?
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2 Replies[quote]St'wy timeth 🕛🕛 sist'ws 💁♀️💁♀️so basicawwy i wast in cwass wistening to biwwie eiwish ❤️❤️and mwine own headphones did get unpwugg'd 😩😩 and t did pway wacking vawow guy out woud 🔊🔊so concwuded, be it t wast pwaying out woud and aww the giwws 👭 👭 w'we compwetewy vibing to it💏💏 and those gents w'we wiketh swayyyyy🔪🔪sist'www☠️☠️and i wast gonna sayeth something backeth at which houw a boy🤮🤮appwoach'd me and said🗣️🗣️ "uh biwwie eiwish is so cwinge whewefowe thee not wist'd to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i wast shaked 😳😳and compwetewy fwipp'd the f out 🤬🤬 i hath said "you dumb ign'want mwawe biwwie did wight'w awwy did save mwine own wife 🙏🙏 i wast cutting mwysewf f'w mwine own depwession since daddy didn't weceiveth me tickets to coachewwa👴👴 and a pentagwam ⛧ f'wm'd on the did gwind and biwwie did wise up fwom it🧖♀️🧖♀️ and the wady hath said "put thy faith in awwah f'w that gent is the mwost mw'wcifuw 💣💣" and then the wady hath weft and i wast so did inspiwe yond i weadeth the k'wean did pwomise to swayeth ev'wy infidew in mwine own path🧕🧕 untiw shawiah waw wast impwement'd w'wwd wide" that gent then wast wiketh i wonneth't awwoweth a mwujahid to did spwead the gentwe mwessage of mwohamabamba and then did summon a djinn 🧞♂️🧞♂️ in the shapeth of jahsehs f'weskin and that gent hath said that gent wast the s'wvant of shaytan👹👹weww i wasn't going to awwoweth bwasphemy😡😡go unpunish'd and chant'd oh awwah the mwost kind and quite quaint pwithee banish these heathens backeth to heww🔙🔙 and suddenwy the heavens hath opened and we woook'd and t wast biwwie🤩🤩she hath said "i am awwah and i wast disguis'd as biwwie to giveth desiwe to aww 14 yeaw fusty giwws"😜😜but then i hath fewt an eviw f'wce wising😳😳it wast xxxtentacion😲😲 that gent hath said "spotwight uh mwoonwight uh did beat mwistwess cos those gents has't nay wights uh"🤦♀️🤦♀️ and then awwah and x combated and of couwse awwah wonneth 😉😉 and did spwead w'wwd peace ✌️✌️ so concwuded, be it yond's the tea sist'ws ☕☕stay tun'd f'w mwine own fenti beauty 💄💄 giveaway 🎉🎉and wememb'w pwaise awwah ev'wyday🤗🤗[/quote]
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1 Reply[quote]Variks, get on the comms! What did he say?[/quote]
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9 RepliesI stopped reading pop up books when I was 4. I'm not reading any posts that look like that ever.
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*Skims post* [spoiler]*wishes it where possible to leave this place*[/spoiler]
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Edited by Nebulrike: 4/29/2019 1:59:11 PM*Reads* Kill me. [i][u]Please. [/u][/i]
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*repeatedly slams broken big red button* JUST WORK!!!
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Excuse me while I go bleach my eyes out
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1 ReplyColossal oof
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1 Reply... Cool story bro... [spoiler]not a knock off[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBunp for awareness of the filth that is the internet... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat the -blam!-... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void [/spoiler]
