[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/251664997/0/0]Chapter 1[/url]
Galen:Well. This is fun.
Hypatia:Isn’t it always?
Galen:No. But now we need to get in that ship.
Hypatia:Ummm how?
Galen:Like this. Shoots a target on the wall of the underground hanger and a door in the back opens*
Hypatia:Oh. Ok.
Galen:Welcome to the Judgement Day. Walks out into catwalk above massive black plated capital ship*
Hypatia:How did you build this?
Galen:Do you want to know what I did exactly or what I did basically?
Hypatia:Exactly.
Galen:Stole it from Clovis Bray.
Hypatia:Ummm why though.
Galen:They were using it to stage fake terrorist attacks on Ishtar. So I just got some frames from Rasputin and they walked right in to pilot the ship.
Hypatia:Ok. Why do you keep calling me Hypatia?
Galen:She was a very ancient philosopher who was ancient in my time.
Hypatia:Ok. I like it. So guess that’s me now.
Galen:Of course it is you. Why would I be calling you that then.
Hypatia:Oh just shut up and start the engines!
Galen:As you say. Hits button on bridge* Oh great.
Hypatia:What?
Galen:The engines are melting the walls. And they are metal.
Hypatia:And we are inside a giant metal coffin.
Galen:Not for long. Hits another button and turrets sprout out of the ship and blast the ceiling*
Hypatia:Are you sure that is a good idea?
Galen:Of course. Why would I do it then.
Hypatia:The ceiling is falling.
Galen:Pulls a lever on the control panel and the ship launches out of the hanger with a massive explosion*
Hypatia:Ummm...Diagnostics. Check says we lost two turrets on the top of the ship. How big is this ship anyway?
Galen:Only slightly smaller than a weird warship that looked like a fish that sailed past my place a couple years ago I believe.
Hypatia:How do you know about that?!?
Galen:When we left that pod did you see me pull a cord out of my head from the pod?
Hypatia:Yes I just thought it was wreckage.
Galen:It was connected to pinhole cameras all over the pod. They saw something it got uploaded to my brain. So I saw the Fish ship and that Weird red fleet that passed.
Hypatia:Yeah. That was the Red Legion. Hit the City and killed a ton of us.
Galen:Hm. Ok then. Oh. Wait. Red Legion carrier popping up behind us.
Hypatia:Ugh. They never learn.
Galen:You remember those black panels on the ship?
Hypatia:What about them?
Galen:Also Clovis Bray. Same ones just like on Shadow Trespass. And Possibly Eon Trespass. But no clue about Eon. Before my time.
Hypatia:What is that massive lever under a security laser grid?
Galen:That’s to the super laser. Wanna test it out?
Hypatia:Why didn’t you say anything about a laser before?!? Floats over to it and grabs it with little arm and pulls it* Cabal troop carrier gets hit with a green laser and implodes*
Hypatia:That has some kick.
Galen:Why do you think I added it on here?
Hypatia:Cuz it was for your ego.
Galen:Wrong. Now. Let’s use those panels. Hits black button and ship goes invisible to sensors*
Hypatia:What did that do?
Galen:Made the ship go invisible to sensors and the panels are also putting out enough magnetic interference to mess up a carrier like that one you just nuked.
Hypatia:Ooh. Let’s get to the City.
Galen:Ok. Sides. I wanna blow stuff up. Hits red button and ship jumps into jump space*
[i]To be continued...[/i]
[spoiler]NEXT CHAPTER: GALEN AND HYPATIA PISS OFF AWOKEN!!! [/spoiler]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/251935531/0/0]Chapter 4[/url]
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6 RepliesInteresting. That thing where he was plugged into cameras was neat. But, um, did you take into account the fact that the Dreadnaught is estimated to be about 3500km long, and a Cabal Carrier is only 396.2 meters long? First, there’s literally no where in the solar system where you could hide that ship, and second, a single Cabal Carrier may tail a ship like that, but would never engage it in combat. Even the Cabal know what “suicidal and completely stupid” means.