As terrible that everything you described is, what gets on my nerves the most is when someone is opening a bag of chips right in front of the mic and seeming to have a hard time opening it. You think they'd mute themselves for the whole minute or two they try opening it? Nope. But my ears are bleeding from all the noise, that's for sure. Almost broke my headset when I had to listen to this because i ripped them off my head so fast.