[b]what the people who say this shit look like ^[/b] Hey! You there! Yeah. You know who I am talking to. You are obviously here, because you want to write a angry, and bitter message towards Bungie right? Well, I am your man! Me, and my group of intellectually honest scientists, will tell you exactly how to do so. Let's get to it then! First off, you need to find something to complain about. This can be anything... and I mean anything! Enchacement Cores, Armor, Weapons, Life, Bungie... hell even the playerbase itself. Remember, complaining is [i]really[/i] easy! All it takes, is just some entitlement. Speaking of which... Secondly, you need a little something... special. You need [i]entitlement[/i]. Yes, that is still a thing apparently. Remember, just like complaining, it is [i]very very[/i] easy! Just search deep within yourself, and you will find it somewhere. I promise! Third, and this is the hard part, because it takes absolutely no level of intelligence to use. You must insert the following lines: - "I am a Day 1 Year 1 Player" - "I am a Hardcore Destiny veteran player with _____ hours invested(4 digits is preferred. Remember that being entitled is the main goal here) - "I am a Y1 D1 veteran who did ____ and I hate ____ in this game!" - "I am a hardcore gamer." - "D2 sucks! D1 was way better, we need ____ back into the game(remember to insert a random shitty feature from Year 1 of Destiny. It makes you look smart apparently)" Alright, you got three key things so far: Complaining, Entitlement, and a totally-not-bullshit OG status card! You are ready for the final step! Keep up with this, this is important to the process of hating Bungie! Finally, you need to be a whiny bitch. Yes! It is that easy! If you are here, it must be natural for you! Don't worry. A simple scroll through the forums will give you plenty of examples! Go ahead. Try it for yourself! Oh. You are still having trouble? Aw. Fine. I will give you my own little example of how to do it right. Listen closely! This is how you truly send a hate message to Bungie. "Dear Bungie, I am writing to you to let you know that I am a hardcore gamer. A hardcore gamer who feels oppressed. I invested 690000+ hours into Destiny 1... in the first month! I am that hardcore! I am a Year 1 Day 1 fan who was literally at E3 and I personally sucked the schlong of Luke Smith himself! Again, I am a Year 1 vet who definitely deserve your time, because I am a true fan! Also, you need to completely scrap D2. Did you spend years trying to fix this game, and also bring up to a spot that is different from D1 as well? Well, -blam!- you, because I dont want anything new added to the game! I want nothing at all. I want you to bring back the raids that we literally played in the last game! We want stuff that makes us look even more stupid as a fanbase! Come on! Game development is so easy right? I could do your job and -blam!- your mom at the same, while on intense levels of cocaine and still do a better job!" Welp. That was long. I hoped you guys got the help you needed. If you in anyway got any help from this post, send me your Credit Card info to show support! - Vox EDIT: So far, I have detected 3 snowflakes in chat. Take their lunch money for me please.