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3/19/2019 2:15:40 AM
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Chuck Norris
Haven’t seen one of there around so here this is. Post your Chuck Norris jokes below.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong phone number, you answer the wrong phone.
I heard cats have chuck like reflexes.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. If Chuck Norris somehow ever got into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win. Period. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Once Chuck Norris had an arm wrestle with the Hulk and they agreed that the loser would have to paint their skin green. A different time, Chuck Norris had an arm wrestle with super man and they agreed that the loser would have to wear their underwear over their pants. When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into another Chuck Norris.
