So the latest update has introduced a new 18 inch kinetic weapon called the Platinum Pecker. It has a special perk called splat and can only be used by members of elitists PVP clans or Sweatys that have a 2.0 or better kd ratio, this perk can only be used when said members are in private matches. What happens is simple. The elitist sweaty points and shoots the weapon which then delivers a money shot to the face of the opponent. The key is to get as close to the opponent as possible so that some of the money shot bounces back into the shooters face. If this happens then the second shot produces twice as much liquid at twice the velocity thus providing an exhilarating experience for both players. This goes on an on and on until both players are thoroughly and completely pleasured.