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3/19/2019 2:15:40 AM
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Chuck Norris

Haven’t seen one of there around so here this is. Post your Chuck Norris jokes below. Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries. Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong phone number, you answer the wrong phone. I heard cats have chuck like reflexes.
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  • Edited by SpongyMallard7: 3/19/2019 3:31:20 PM
    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw. The horse's descendants are known today as giraffes. Chuck Norris once kicked so hard that it caused an explosion. Scientists call that explosion "The Big Bang".

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