Haven’t seen one of there around so here this is. Post your Chuck Norris jokes below.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong phone number, you answer the wrong phone.
I heard cats have chuck like reflexes.
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Death once had a near-chuck experience. Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. Chuck Norris doesn’t flush toilets... he scares the s*** out of it. 😂