Haven’t seen one of there around so here this is. Post your Chuck Norris jokes below.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong phone number, you answer the wrong phone.
I heard cats have chuck like reflexes.
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Missed opportunity with the shower joke. He doesn't turn showers on, he turns the women on in said showers [spoiler]Yea I know it's a dumb joke[/spoiler]