Haven’t seen one of there around so here this is. Post your Chuck Norris jokes below.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong phone number, you answer the wrong phone.
I heard cats have chuck like reflexes.
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Edited by nylon: 3/19/2019 10:41:47 AMChuck Norris doesn't do push ups. [spoiler]He does push downs[/spoiler] Chuck Norris once tried to throw rocks at a island [spoiler]Thus WW2 ended[/spoiler] Chuck Norris is so strong, he can walk through people playing Fortmite those playing Fortnite instantly get ripped [spoiler]KEK[/spoiler]